JorDAN's definitions

invictuz

One extremely fat lard ass who has no goals in life except to become more and more fat. He has won the battle against anorexia, but has clearly lost the war to obesity. His goal in life is to own the burger king empire, so then he will not have to pay for his daily 30 cheeseburgers. He will one day realize how fat, ugly, and lonely he is (due to his lack of friends) and he will then commit suicide by not eating but 3 cheeseburgers in 10 hours.

Wow, invictuz is one fat lard

by jordan December 12, 2004

optimist

One who usually expects a favorable outcome.One who looks on the bright side of things, or takes hopeful views

Aaron says Jamie is very OPTIMIST. This makes Aaron a fucking tard and wrong.

by Jordan July 12, 2003

Cheese

the act of hanging out with another person

Hey, so do you wanna come over and cheese later on?

by jordan May 13, 2005

baked potato

The gayest gay act

"That guy likes the baked potato"

by Jordan May 11, 2004

nutmunch

A Dork.
or
One who munches on nuts(not specifying what kind)

dude, zack is a nutmunch

by Jordan August 17, 2003

SOAB

Means son of a bitch

Those kids are such sobs

by Jordan September 19, 2003

pizzlewick

a convenience store

I went to the pizzlewick and bought some cheese and potpurri.

by Jordan March 21, 2003