Jones's definitions

the chirping birds

when a female takes her vagina lips, pinches them and moves them while saying "chirp, chirp", then the male takes his foreskin does the same act and feeds the vagina chirping bird great abundances of man slop.

Since Betty's pussy was hungry, Rob decided that the chirping bird was a good way to satisfy Betty's hunger.

by Jones March 31, 2003

flag snatcher

Comes from X-Box Live, Halo 2 and a user called Corporal Jonzy.
It is the term used for the person who captures the flag in capture the flag games.

Yo dudes whos the flag snatcher
Cover the flag snatcher!
Cover me im going to snatch the flag!
I've snatched the flag now what do I do?

by Jones February 20, 2005

bagger

An extremely ugly woman; a woman that you would only have sex with if a bag were placed over her ugly ass face.

Your girlfriend is a bagger!

by jones February 5, 2003

Tom the Druggy

A Phrase used when referring to an anonymous Druggie, used in much the same way as Joe Bloggs and Little Jonny Six-Pack

Part of MSC Dialect

"Phhh.... VOC Maths is so easy any old Tom the Druggy could do it!"

by Jones November 22, 2004

belgarath

A wizard in the acclaimed series the 'belgaraid', his role is much akin to Gandalf in Lord of the rings.

A guy on the Frozen Oven board who uses this word, obviously beleiving he's being witty.

'Belgarath, the Grolims attack from the eastern river!'

'Stop being such a belgarath'
'Shutup, fool'

by Jones September 28, 2004

chooch

People (generally male) in their early to mid twenties that wear Tevas, smoke pot, listen to Phish/Dave Matthews, go snowboarding, 'hang out', bathe irregularly and other things that make them seem as though they live a 'hippie' lifestyle even though they are supported by a trust fund. Especially common to Portland, Oregon.

The reason he is able to vacation at Lake Tahoe without a job is because he is a chooch.

George Clinton and the PFunk concerts used to be cool, but now they are full of chooches.

by jones June 15, 2004

schlieben staben

An anomolous expression usually connotating contentment. Used in conjunction with "un"
see also schlieben

Un schlieben staben!

by Jones December 18, 2003