Jones's definitions

showing the mother

The act of bending down to peek between one's thighs and catch a glimpse of a bowel-baby before sending it off into the world.

"Cant flush this baby 'til I show the mother!"

by jones February 9, 2005

flag snatcher

Comes from X-Box Live, Halo 2 and a user called Corporal Jonzy.
It is the term used for the person who captures the flag in capture the flag games.

Yo dudes whos the flag snatcher
Cover the flag snatcher!
Cover me im going to snatch the flag!
I've snatched the flag now what do I do?

by Jones February 20, 2005

martti

martti is short for marakatti in finnish (marakatti is a famous monkeyman)

Gee, look that martti climbing on that tree

by Jones February 25, 2005

wiggle room

retro terminology for

n.
the nature of given situation when a regular person is free to make the most of things by relying on his judgement and flexibility

adj.
freedom from unnecessary focus on irrelevant details in scope

That bastard Bob didn't give me any wiggle room in the board meeting.

by jones May 13, 2005

catch my fade

To be beaten by another person. To catch their beatdown.

Catch my fade, bitch.

by Jones May 29, 2004

chooch

People (generally male) in their early to mid twenties that wear Tevas, smoke pot, listen to Phish/Dave Matthews, go snowboarding, 'hang out', bathe irregularly and other things that make them seem as though they live a 'hippie' lifestyle even though they are supported by a trust fund. Especially common to Portland, Oregon.

The reason he is able to vacation at Lake Tahoe without a job is because he is a chooch.

George Clinton and the PFunk concerts used to be cool, but now they are full of chooches.

by jones June 15, 2004

bobey

An occasion where there is no reasonable justification for being involved.

(or)

A notoriously dead-end situation for which there is no clear or obvious escape.

Man, my job is a real bobey.

(or)

That show last night was a huge Bobey.

by Jones June 18, 2004