Jones's definitions

gooched

touching the area between the ballsack and the ass and wiping any subsequent fluids on another person or thing.

dave just gooched on bob's face, this is unfortunate for bob as that is disgusting

by jones April 20, 2005

hellagash

an abnormally large number of gash (see gash) assembled together at a particular time and place

yo man, this place is bangin wit hellagash

by jones August 7, 2003

wiggle room

retro terminology for

n.
the nature of given situation when a regular person is free to make the most of things by relying on his judgement and flexibility

adj.
freedom from unnecessary focus on irrelevant details in scope

That bastard Bob didn't give me any wiggle room in the board meeting.

by jones May 13, 2005

foghat

A rock band during the 70's, famous for their song, "Slow Ride.
"

"Slow ride...take it easy..."

by jones February 5, 2003

catch my fade

To be beaten by another person. To catch their beatdown.

Catch my fade, bitch.

by Jones May 29, 2004

EIL132

Fast car

That EIL132 can proper shift

by Jones August 23, 2003

lickin the wound

Goin down and gittin the gash (see gash)with ones tongue. Known by freakin wagnails as cunnilingus.

Dude: "i dont think lickin's gonna heal that wound"
Broad: "yeah but it sure makes it feel better"

by jones August 14, 2003