Resi

"Resi's voice acting sucks!"
"Totally."
by Jonah Rowley January 23, 2005
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Matrix

1) Noun. A computer program that was designed by A.I. robots to divide the attention of humans away from the real world, where robots farm humans for a power source stronger than electricity.

2)Verb. A slang term for doing one of the stunts seen in the movie The Matrix, The Matrix: Reloaded or The Matrix: Revoloutions, such as running up a wall or dodging something heading for you by leaning back quickly.
1) The Matrix has you.

2) Did you see that? I just did the Matrix!
by Jonah Rowley October 17, 2004
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God

A word that some Earthlings use to refer to a magical man who judges everyone at some point in the future, who might have a son, and who might be an elephant. This man is somewhat of a wizard, using his magical powers to kill bad Earthlings while they’re alive, or burn them for a long time if they die. The wizard lives in a place called Heaven, which is somewhere in the clouds—or, if you believe meterologists and NASA scientists, *not* in the clouds, but still somehow above us, possibly in another dimension, or something similar. This is just one aspect of the wizard’s magic. Earthlings who like this wizard object to other Earthlings calling him magical, preferring the term ‘divine’. They have been known to invade Jerusalem when people get some of the minor details about him wrong.
Steve believed in God the wizard, but not very much, as he had never invaded Jerusalem.
by Jonah Rowley March 25, 2008
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Earth

An utterly insignifigant little blue-green planet orbiting at a distance of roughly ninety-eight million miles away from a small unregarded yellow sun far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the Western Spiral arm of the Galaxy.
It's ape-descended life forms are so amazingly primitive that they still think digital watches are a pretty neat idea.
Get a job as a cab driver immediatley. A cabdriver's job is to drive poeple anywhere they want to go in big yellow machines called taxis. Don't worry if you don't know how the machine works and you can't speak the language, don't understand the geography or indeed the basic physics of the area, and have large green antennae growing out of your head. Believe me, this is the best way to stay inconspicuous.
by Jonah Rowley January 09, 2005
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Earth

A planet that will probably not exist in 2, 000 years. I wonder why.
*cough, cough, humans, cough*
See man, are we screwed, if it exists.
Greenhouse gasses, global warming, polar melting, nuclear radiation.
by Jonah Rowley November 13, 2004
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