A word that some Earthlings use to refer to a magical man who judges everyone at some point in the future, who might have a son, and who might be an elephant. This man is somewhat of a wizard, using his magical powers to kill bad Earthlings while they’re alive, or burn them for a long time if they die. The wizard lives in a place called Heaven, which is somewhere in the clouds—or, if you believe meterologists and NASA scientists, *not* in the clouds, but still somehow above us, possibly in another dimension, or something similar. This is just one aspect of the wizard’s magic. Earthlings who like this wizard object to other Earthlings calling him magical, preferring the term ‘divine’. They have been known to invade Jerusalem when people get some of the minor details about him wrong.
by Jonah Rowley March 25, 2008
A small rural town in Georgia. Possibly a suburb of Atlanta. Internet connaisseurs go down there every few days to get tapes from their friend Homestar of what him and his friends in FCUSA have been doing. Consists of a lake with some wharfs and a sweet, sweet rainbow bridge.
One day, Strong Bad was finishing up a game of tennis on the Moon with his pal The Coach Z. He won a million to three. "You see, three is clearly a smaller number than a million," said Strong Bad. "Oh, now I understand," said the Coach Z. They flew on a sweet, sweet rainbow bridge back down to Free Country, USA.
by Jonah Rowley April 10, 2005
A weird holiday that wizard-type dudes invented hundreds of years ago. It used to have some meaning, but now it's just about extortion and Unicef. Good way to get candy, though!
by Jonah Rowley November 07, 2004
An utterly insignifigant little blue-green planet orbiting at a distance of roughly ninety-eight million miles away from a small unregarded yellow sun far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the Western Spiral arm of the Galaxy.
It's ape-descended life forms are so amazingly primitive that they still think digital watches are a pretty neat idea.
It's ape-descended life forms are so amazingly primitive that they still think digital watches are a pretty neat idea.
Get a job as a cab driver immediatley. A cabdriver's job is to drive poeple anywhere they want to go in big yellow machines called taxis. Don't worry if you don't know how the machine works and you can't speak the language, don't understand the geography or indeed the basic physics of the area, and have large green antennae growing out of your head. Believe me, this is the best way to stay inconspicuous.
by Jonah Rowley January 09, 2005
A planet that will probably not exist in 2, 000 years. I wonder why.
*cough, cough, humans, cough*
See man, are we screwed, if it exists.
*cough, cough, humans, cough*
See man, are we screwed, if it exists.
by Jonah Rowley November 13, 2004