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Definitions by Jonah Rowley

Strong Mad 

A character on homestarrunner.com. He is a wrestler, weighs around a million pounds, and can't talk quietly. He is brothers with Strong Bad and Strong Sad.
"E-Commerce!! E-Business!!!"
"I can be the quietest mouse!! I live in the quietest house!!!"
Strong Mad by Jonah Rowley November 13, 2004

butterfly effect 

The scientific theory that a single occurence, no matter how small, can change the course of the universe forever.
1. A man travelled back in time to prehistoric ages and stepped on a butterfly, and the universe was entirely different when he got back.

2. The flap of a butterfly's wings changed the air around it so much that a tornado broke out two continents away.
butterfly effect by Jonah Rowley November 6, 2004

halloween 

A weird holiday that wizard-type dudes invented hundreds of years ago. It used to have some meaning, but now it's just about extortion and Unicef. Good way to get candy, though!
"Alright, boys, it's Halloween night. What're we gonna do?"
halloween by Jonah Rowley November 6, 2004
An organism that moves around until it has found a single, empty spot and stays there and mutliplies until every natural resource in the area is consumed, and then moves on to consume another area.
See human.
"A virus is what's destrying the Earth's eco system!"
"Among other things..."
Virus by Jonah Rowley October 17, 2004
1) Noun. A computer program that was designed by A.I. robots to divide the attention of humans away from the real world, where robots farm humans for a power source stronger than electricity.

2)Verb. A slang term for doing one of the stunts seen in the movie The Matrix, The Matrix: Reloaded or The Matrix: Revoloutions, such as running up a wall or dodging something heading for you by leaning back quickly.
1) The Matrix has you.

2) Did you see that? I just did the Matrix!
Matrix by Jonah Rowley October 17, 2004