Jonah Rowley's definitions

Ford Prefect

Field researcher for the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. Pretends to be an actor from Guildford, England, but is actually from somewhere around Betelgeuse. Concvinced his name in inconspicuous. Believes in never buying your own drinks.

"How reliable is he?"
"How reliable? How shallow is the ocean? How cold is the sun?"

by Jonah Rowley January 9, 2005

The Flamingo

The King of Town's buffalo wing napkin. He needs it. He's got, like, 50 frickin' wings here!

BOOOOP! BOOOOP! BOOOOP! This is a napkin alert, Marzipan! I've lost...umm...my napkin! It's the one I always use when I eat buffalo wings, and I can't find it anywhere. Now, it answers to the name, "The Flamingo". So if you've seen it, please have it give me a call. I've got like, fifty frickin' wings sittin' here! I can't eat these things without The Flamingo!
Um... sorry for... the loud talkin'. This is the KoT... in the place to be.

by Jonah Rowley April 9, 2005

Strong Mad

A character on homestarrunner.com. He is a wrestler, weighs around a million pounds, and can't talk quietly. He is brothers with Strong Bad and Strong Sad.

"E-Commerce!! E-Business!!!"
"I can be the quietest mouse!! I live in the quietest house!!!"

by Jonah Rowley November 13, 2004

N-Gage

A handheld gaming system that looks like a phone that swallowed a GameBoy.

You mean you can use it as a phone?

by Jonah Rowley January 23, 2005

Hyperspace Express Route

What Earth will be demolished to make way for.

The demolotion orders are available on Alpha Centuri right now. I suggest you go there before it's demolished, so we can make a formal complaint.

by Jonah Rowley March 4, 2005