When I guy doesn't wipe good after taking a dump and then tit fucks a girl leaving a bit of shit residue around the girl's stomach region.
Those rum-dums last night gave me the shits, but Sharon wanted to go at it so I ended up Titty-Fucking her and leaving a little resi-screw near her belly button.
by Jefe1 October 19, 2008
Get the resi-screw mug.Someone who does not embrace technology or has a hard time working with technological devices including computers, gaming consoles, email, cell phones, DVRs, remote controls, traffic lights...
by realmccoy420 April 24, 2011
Get the tech resistant mug.Related Words
A "plump" or otherwise "healthy" sample from female human species that can withstand the consumption of food until well into the next ice age.
by Nate-Dog March 9, 2008
Get the Famine Resistant mug.The word "resistonce" is not meant to be confused with its counterpart "resistance", meaning "a group of persons who oppose a force". The word resistonce means "a group of no more than two persons who,although severly outnumbered, are extremely stubborn to give up their resisting, despite how stupid it may be". This word is pronounced normally with a faulty French accent, and has emphasis on the ending "once", such as the "resistooonnnnnnnnnccccceeeeee!!"
The part "once" is NEVER to be said like the word "once", such as "I once got my head stuck in the toilet." NEVER.
The part "once" is NEVER to be said like the word "once", such as "I once got my head stuck in the toilet." NEVER.
J: "Hey, why don't you help us build our fort?"
M & B *with faulty French accents*: "NEVER!! THE RESISTOOONNNNNNNNCCCCCCEEEE!!"
other J *dead to the world*: "Aaaahgbheh...be quiet!! I'm trying to SLEEP!!"
B & M *more faulty French accents*:"ACK! NO! THE RESISTONCE!!"
*dives back into fort snickering*
J *weirded out*:"oookkkkkk..." *backs away*
M & B *with faulty French accents*: "NEVER!! THE RESISTOOONNNNNNNNCCCCCCEEEE!!"
other J *dead to the world*: "Aaaahgbheh...be quiet!! I'm trying to SLEEP!!"
B & M *more faulty French accents*:"ACK! NO! THE RESISTONCE!!"
*dives back into fort snickering*
J *weirded out*:"oookkkkkk..." *backs away*
by **spazzy** January 20, 2007
Get the resistonce mug.The french fries remaining at the bottom of a fast food bag after the rest of the meal has been consumed.
Jack wasn't completely satisfied with his value meal until he realized that there were nine members of the french resistance at the bottom of his bag.
by RichWI October 3, 2007
Get the French Resistance mug.Primary usage: when inanimate objects seem to be fucking with through basic vegetative noncooperation, usually when you are already in a bad mood, late or drunk.
"My condom is giving me some IR"
"My shirt gave me some major inanimate resistance this morning, wouldn't get off the hanger."
"My shirt gave me some major inanimate resistance this morning, wouldn't get off the hanger."
by Kurrupt1976 June 17, 2009
Get the Inanimate Resistance mug."John Mark Karl, the despicable human being that he is, was able to RESIST THE URGE ( if you believe even a shred of his horrible claim to have been 'present when JonBenet Ramsey died'."
"We must RESIST THE URGE to enact laws criminalizing fraudulent confession hoaxes or alleged "intentions of evil".
But killing civilians in 'holy war' and disturbing the peace of innocent minds by systematically causing injury of threat or terror, should be quashed by the fullest extent of all civilized law and power. ...
"We've RESISTED THE URGE for long enough. I say 'NUKEM'.",
"We must RESIST THE URGE to enact laws criminalizing fraudulent confession hoaxes or alleged "intentions of evil".
But killing civilians in 'holy war' and disturbing the peace of innocent minds by systematically causing injury of threat or terror, should be quashed by the fullest extent of all civilized law and power. ...
"We've RESISTED THE URGE for long enough. I say 'NUKEM'.",
by Chango Bolamongo October 9, 2006
Get the resist the urge mug.