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Camel Toe

When a chic gets her pants wedged in her stank ass pussy.
The librariean had crazy camel toe.
by Jon Simon July 23, 2006
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Meat beater

a person who masterbaits way to much.
yo Scott is a meat beater.
by Jon Simon December 15, 2002
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Monkey spanker

A person who masterbates way too much.
Scott is the biggiest monkey spanker I no.
by Jon Simon December 15, 2002
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Neck N Chinnen

Sucken some dick.
Yo frankie got caught neck N chinnen a hermafradit.
by Jon Simon December 15, 2002
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