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Definitions by Jon Simon

Camel Toe 

When a chic gets her pants wedged in her stank ass pussy.
The librariean had crazy camel toe.
Camel Toe by Jon Simon July 23, 2006

Meat beater 

a person who masterbaits way to much.
yo Scott is a meat beater.
Meat beater by Jon Simon December 15, 2002

Monkey spanker 

A person who masterbates way too much.
Scott is the biggiest monkey spanker I no.
Monkey spanker by Jon Simon December 15, 2002

Neck N Chinnen 

Sucken some dick.
Yo frankie got caught neck N chinnen a hermafradit.
Neck N Chinnen by Jon Simon December 15, 2002