Jon Reed's definitions

2 yanks

The most infamous license plate in the state of Ohio.

"Ben, what does your license plate mean?"

"It stands for Derek Jeter and the Yankees"

"'2 Yanks' sounds like you lack some endurance"

by Jon Reed March 8, 2007

tree sauce

Syrup, like for pancakes.

"pass over that tree sauce"

by Jon Reed March 7, 2007

cincinnati strikeout

When somebody strikes out after being pitched two strikes and four balls

The Indians just got robbed cause the up called a cincinnati strikeout

by Jon Reed July 3, 2007

Paul Smecker

The FBI Agent from the movie The Boondock Saints.

His name is a kinda reversed version of "small pecker"

Hojo: I just wanted to cuddle!
Paul Smecker: Cuddle? What a fag!

by Jon Reed March 29, 2007

shit sandwich

What life is, and you have to deal with it.

Life's a shit sandwich, eat or starve.

by Jon Reed October 29, 2006

heroin addict

See Red Hot Chili Peppers guitarist.

Dave Navarro and John Frusciante were both huge heroin addicts.

by Jon Reed November 23, 2006

dibs

The most powerful force in the universe, it is used to call possession of a certain object or idea. There are very few things that trump dibs.

dibs on definition 1

by Jon Reed November 21, 2006