Jon Jacob Jingleheimer Schmit's definitions

`___`

Neutral response

I have no strong feelings one way or the other. `___`

by Jon Jacob Jingleheimer Schmit November 5, 2020

∞

The maximum amount of things there can be. According to The Banach-Tarski, infinity isn't 1 number, it's all of the numbers and more. Infinity is bigger than YOUR MO...

guy: Man, there must be ∞ amount of stars in the universe!

by Jon Jacob Jingleheimer Schmit November 9, 2020

Pre-Algebra

One of the useless forms of math. Comes before Algebra, which is both useless

Nerd: Hey, do you want to know what 5/0.2 of 67.82³
Jock: I hate you. And Pre-Algebra
Nerd: 7798541.0942 (Yes this is true)
Jock: Wait, why did you say that last part so quietly?
Nerd: ....

by Jon Jacob Jingleheimer Schmit December 7, 2020

Cup

A vessel used to carry liquids like soda pop and water.

Poor me a cup of wine.

by Jon Jacob Jingleheimer Schmit December 1, 2020

Table

The thing my computer sits on as I'm writing this. Usually used to eat with friends and families, and at gatherings.

Family member 1: Hey where are we going to be eating?

Family member 2: At the dinner table.

by Jon Jacob Jingleheimer Schmit November 6, 2020

Teacher

A person who talks about a particular subject for the students to learn about it.

I am a Teacher at (insert school name here) Academy.

by Jon Jacob Jingleheimer Schmit November 5, 2020

Apple

Delicious food, not so good devices

Man, I am so glad I don't have an apple phone.

by Jon Jacob Jingleheimer Schmit November 30, 2020