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jizz drizzle

Symptoms normally occur after constant masturbation, and you've pretty much tapped the resources dry for the night.
Dude, I was watching dish network porn, and this totally hot midget scene came on, but all I could produce was some jizz drizzle, it sux0red
by Jon Himself March 26, 2003
mugGet the jizz drizzlemug.

futurama nerd

Someone that watches futurama and other matt groening things and totally is obsessed, has a small weener, and masturbated frequently
Did you see that futurama nerd on Efnet offering oral favors for pre-airs?

whats a gaybee
by Jon Himself March 26, 2003
mugGet the futurama nerdmug.

shit chamber

the bathroom, a place where a man. ( or lesbian,) can really get some thinking done
You ain't seeing him for a few hours, he took 3 issues of "tight magazine" to the shit chamber.
by Jon Himself July 1, 2003
mugGet the shit chambermug.

toe daggers

Unclipped toenails, that could be considers terrorism at airports
Man, I was sleeping with Mark's mom last night, ans a toe dagger totally sliced her ba donka donk.
by Jon Himself July 1, 2003
mugGet the toe daggersmug.

legal tender

The definition of when a Broad is of "legal age of consent" this does vary from state to state
Hey Longbaugh, are these chicks Legal Tender? If not, we'll have to drive em to Indiana, hoooo!
by Jon Himself March 26, 2003
mugGet the legal tendermug.

gaybee

Something of homosexual tendencies, or a hetero person known to display some homosexual tendencies
You gaybee, stop staring at my dads ball cleavage
by Jon Himself March 13, 2003
mugGet the gaybeemug.

losh

Where'd you get them new birkenstocks? they're pretty losh
by Jon Himself March 13, 2003
mugGet the loshmug.

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