Jon Himself's definitions

assmuffin

dry pieces of shit that accumulate on or around your sheets, comforter, or even boxer briefs

damn, I need to start wiping better, I had ass muffins all over the place!

by Jon Himself March 26, 2003

virginian

A girl who's never had one slip past the goalie, or been dickled

{person 1} damn Juniors still trying to bone ba donka donk?

{person 2} dude, she's a virginian, so its gonna take a fucking month of sundays

by Jon Himself August 1, 2003

coochie duster

a Goateee

Dude, I had to shave my coochie duster off for that new job I got, what a load of pumpkinfuck

by Jon Himself March 26, 2003

dirty mudflaps

A righteous ba donka donk butt, the kind you'd just wanna stink your face in between and go BRRRRRRZANG

yobags, did you check the dirty mudflaps on that one?

by Jon Himself March 13, 2003

essay

a mexican dude

Hey essay, who you tryin to get crazy with? don't you know i'm loco!!!

by Jon Himself March 28, 2003

cuntsack

a dirty dirty slag

you cuntsack, did you eat my last microwave burrito?

by Jon Himself March 26, 2003

girlboner

When a female mammal, has a hardcore lusting attraction to a male, or female, for that matter in a sexual, and sometimes even sexually deviant persuasion.

K-licious totally has a girlboner for that new dude that sells the crystal meth.

by Jon Himself April 29, 2003