Definitions by Jon Himself

balloonfoot 

Nickname President George W Bush has given to Colin Powell.

Tell Balloonfoot not to give me any more crappy intelligence about Iraq

balloonfoot by Jon Himself January 14, 2005

dickled 

the act of copulating with a male, getting the business, taking the high hard one, fornicating

dude, tash is getting dickled by every guy in the 815 area code, how ghey

dickled by Jon Himself September 11, 2003

virginian 

A girl who's never had one slip past the goalie, or been dickled

{person 1} damn Juniors still trying to bone ba donka donk?

{person 2} dude, she's a virginian, so its gonna take a fucking month of sundays

virginian by Jon Himself August 1, 2003

homoriffic 

An act that is overflowing with homosexual and or retarded overtones

Dude, he's listening to Def Lepard, how homoriffic is that?

homoriffic by Jon Himself July 31, 2003

toe daggers 

Unclipped toenails, that could be considers terrorism at airports

Man, I was sleeping with Mark's mom last night, ans a toe dagger totally sliced her ba donka donk.

toe daggers by Jon Himself July 1, 2003

shit chamber 

the bathroom, a place where a man. ( or lesbian,) can really get some thinking done

You ain't seeing him for a few hours, he took 3 issues of "tight magazine" to the shit chamber.

shit chamber by Jon Himself July 1, 2003

safe haven

The best bathroom in the office, one that isn't frequented very often, so you're free to do your nasty shitting in peace.

Where'd Jon go?

"off to his 2nd floor safe haven, he had general tso's chicken for lunch"

safe haven by Jon Himself July 1, 2003