Jon Himself's definitions

virginian

A girl who's never had one slip past the goalie, or been dickled

{person 1} damn Juniors still trying to bone ba donka donk?

{person 2} dude, she's a virginian, so its gonna take a fucking month of sundays

by Jon Himself August 1, 2003

assmuffin

dry pieces of shit that accumulate on or around your sheets, comforter, or even boxer briefs

damn, I need to start wiping better, I had ass muffins all over the place!

by Jon Himself March 26, 2003

fuckass shit

a major loser

Damn Mark is being a real fuckass shit, after I boned his sister.

by Jon Himself March 27, 2003

dirty mudflaps

A righteous ba donka donk butt, the kind you'd just wanna stink your face in between and go BRRRRRRZANG

yobags, did you check the dirty mudflaps on that one?

by Jon Himself March 13, 2003

bonez0r

To Lay a righteous fuckin on some chick,

Man when you were passed out from the whippets we were doing, I totally bonez0r'd your sister. Hoooooo ya damn right!

by Jon Himself March 26, 2003

rawketh

Something that has the ability and talent to rock more than Lemmy from motorhead on Speed.

You see that chick over there with the dirty pillows? One night I banged her, it was so great, rawketh!

by Jon Himself March 27, 2003

megaboner

When your normal boner, decides to become "super sized" these are rare occassions, unless you're ron jeremy, or Bob Dole

when Klicious let me go near her asspipe, i popped a megaboner

by Jon Himself March 26, 2003