Jon's definitions

Siv

Siv is a person who enjoys doing his homework and loves school very much.

Siv is at home doing his homework again.

by Jon January 6, 2004

grappa

Clear Italian rocket fuel. Made from the bits of grape vine that can't be used for making wine. Lethal in large doses.

It was a 4 grappa evening. I didn't see the next morning.

by Jon January 17, 2004

up the ass

the best form of batty sex

serge was poundin on his boy friends ass

by jon July 21, 2003

bear

A truly massive bloke that has enormous influence over all around him.

When I grow up I want to be just like Bear

by Jon February 24, 2005

Joy

Oh great; ah man; rats; not again. Sarcastic expression of the joy NOT going to be felt after the implementation or description of the ensuing expression.

Oh joy, looks like we have more assignments to do before Thursday.

by Jon May 13, 2005

waffed

When your high on cocaine.

Talk right foo! You waffed?
Yeah....are you?
FUCK YEAH!

by jon April 12, 2005

Red Dwarf

A man short gay and hairy ie ross taylor. He must put on a fake american acent that makes the pitch of his voice only noticable to dogs.

He is so much a red fuckin dwarf. RED DWARF SCUM BAG!!!!!!!!!

by Jon January 20, 2005