Jon's definitions

a.0.1

a campany with a name created just to make sure there at the front of the phone book

a01 plumbing-not very good but first in the book!

by jon February 11, 2004

shlongmo

A dick loving hippie who is needed to be assasinated up the ass

You need to kill that shlongmo

by Jon December 19, 2004

puntas

Pimp who brings on the milkshake

My PUNTAS brings all the boys to the yard!

by Jon June 3, 2004

nympho

The word basically means your roommates girlfriend who likes to have sex while your enjoying a nice game of madden in the same room. She also knows her boyfriend is extremely sick yet the sex freak she is decides its cool to be infested with bacterial parasites and have a crummy dick in her at the same time. End of story.

Natalie, stop trying to fuck Igor while he is throwing up you nympho!

by Jon February 11, 2005

mansechs

The act of slipping the phallus of one male homosapien into an opening provided willingly from another male homosapien. This act usually involves one of the male homosapiens to behave like the other male homosapiens biatch.

I had some hawt mansechs with Tyden last night! -Belatucrados

by Jon December 30, 2003

Fuck California

The term that states that some people DON’T like California, and California is NOT what many people think it is.

Fuck California and all of its lies.

by Jon March 14, 2005

boot

Used to express a wanting to leave.

Hey guys lets boot.

by Jon May 16, 2004