Jon's definitions

miszleresque

(adj.)
Having any of the following traits: the inability to think and talk/listen/act at the same time, to calculate ones financial position before committing to anything (unless it involves women, esp. younger women, in which case all prior committments are invalid), to complain about laundry and/or grading papers, or to stare at a member of the opposite sex in hopes of communication (initiated by said party).

"I hate to be miszleresque but I'm trying to get an idea how much the eavning is gonna cost me."

by Jon October 29, 2004

dangenerate

a slacker. one who is iresponsible or one who cuts corners

dan called in sick to work after drinking too much at the christmas party the nite before

by jon December 10, 2003

colins mom

biggest slut of the universe

Colins mother is like the village bicycle, Everyone has taken it for a ride.

by Jon April 16, 2004

cogitating

To take carefull thought of, to ponder think

I'm so totally not cogitating

by Jon January 18, 2004

lmrto

Laughing My Right Testicle Off. Symilar to lmlto except that it's your right testicle that your laughing off not your left.

ash: bet you could beat me at pool!
jon: lmrto! yeh rite no chance!!

by Jon December 23, 2004

blimpkin

the exact same act as a blumpkin, except with full service...ie. a rimjob is given after the initial blowjob and defecation is complete.

by jon September 16, 2003

Avatar

A physical manifestation in human form of a Hindu Diety.

Ancient Hindu diety Vishnu was preserved by practicing an avatar.

by Jon December 2, 2004