Jon's definitions

fucking champ

adj. really fucking awesome.

"Dude, this burrito is so fucking champ."

by Jon February 17, 2004

swiss

alcoholic beverage

i got hella swiss last night at 7-11.

by jon February 1, 2004

republicans

The political arm of the Religious Right

Republican opposition to stem cell research, their call for amending the constitution because of gay marrige, their hostility to Roe v. Wade, and their pandering in the Schiavo case are all explained by the fact that Republicans have become the political arm of Christian conservatives

by jon April 2, 2005

lor

LOR and matt are lovers. thanks to her super hot friend mackenzie. LOR is the queen of scene

that scene chick with the king of metal is lor. she is the queen of scene

by Jon February 6, 2005

shight

the wussies way of saying shit because they do not want to get in trouble form higher authorities (ex. parents, teachers)

shight this mark is bad!

by jon November 27, 2003

semit

Part of an ancient race philosophy where semits correspond to arabs. So you could pretty much say Ariel Sharon is an anti-semit.

Part of the same philosophy Hitler used for his arian ideas, and therefore complete utter bullshit.

Semit does not mean jew, ok?

by Jon April 16, 2004

fingercuff

The act in which a girl, usually a slut, has one Cock in her mouth and another in her vag.

When we were fingercuffing that bitch Leor hit her from behind so hard my whole 3 inch cock was forced into her mouth and she hurled all over the place.

Watch Chasing Amy and you can see that chick get finger cuffed. Well they talk about it atleast.

by Jon December 7, 2003