Jon's definitions

Amshack

a small temporary-looking Amtrak train station resembling a bus shelter or shack, usually replacing a larger, older more opulent station. A symbol of the decline of passenger rail in the United States.

The amshack station replaced the larger station next door built at the height of rail travel.

by Jon November 8, 2003

Peace

To love eachother and not fight or argue with others.

All I want is peace in the middle east...and a blowjob.

by Jon September 9, 2003

Shwing

To announce to those surrounding you that you have grown an Instant Boner

Guy: Yo , look at that bitch, what you think?

Me: Lets just say, SHWING!

by Jon March 10, 2003

Kufe

Kufe meaning a hard slap to the back of the head.

I saw a kid get slapped in the back of the head. Then, I heled KUFE.

by Jon April 13, 2005

Zoso

a great name for a dog.

like in : ruff ruff im zoso j. puppers.

by jon March 21, 2004

clownboy

An immature fellow who yearns for attention via ridiculous public displays: armpit farts, mime routines, playing a bassoon in the middle of the rush hour crowd. He is usually pale in complexion and under 100 lbs.

The clownboy's antics were ill-timed and he was summarily throttled by half the annoyed citizens of downtown Cincinnati. No charges were filed as the police lent assistance in the beating.

by Jon May 13, 2005

woot

"w00t!" is a popular descendent of the informal interjections "Whoomp" and "Whoot", used to express joy or elation. Compare "Yippee!"

The terms rose to popularity in two 1993 rap / hip-hop tracks from "95 south" and "tag team", entitled "Whoot (There it is)" and "Whoomp (there it is)" respectively.

w00t! I just achieved a goal!

by Jon November 11, 2004