Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Joke Humbug Bawbee

crigilous

Crigilous is the adjective you use to describe someone with an annoying Swedish accent.

“Omg! Her voice is so crigilous!” Shouted Uma Thurman.

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The fear of having your blinds open while you sleep

A fear of turtle enthusiasts

“Yo dude, my scrantiliaphobia kicks in every time I sleep at my friend Jerry’s house,” said Bert.

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When you make something bigger by putting water on it

The act of commandeering a robot to do one’s own chores whilst wearing a peacock costume

“If I must say, I’m quite the wenagersation expert,” she said.

“Shut yo Susan, growing yourself a boyfriend in water doesn’t count,” Replied Jeremy

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Abbreviation for my brain right now- signals tiredness of the mind

“Omg Kourtney, mbrn I can't even!” Shouted Kim over the speakers. “Ya Ik totes cray cray up in here,” replies Kourtney

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“Do thi own a baluthium for me poor ragged coat?” Questioned Noah.

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The act of getting stuck inside one’s own duvet cover.

“I can often be found galafeling while changing my sheets, drunk,” said Sarah.

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1. The sound you make after having danced around a pig five times.
2. Alternative way of saying ‘bobby’.

“Oh bawbee!” Yelled Jack, “I just danced around the pig with my good old friend Bawbee!”

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