Joke Humbug Bawbee's definitions

scrantiliaphobia

The fear of having your blinds open while you sleep

A fear of turtle enthusiasts

“Yo dude, my scrantiliaphobia kicks in every time I sleep at my friend Jerry’s house,” said Bert.

by Joke Humbug Bawbee March 8, 2018

wenagersation

When you make something bigger by putting water on it

The act of commandeering a robot to do one’s own chores whilst wearing a peacock costume

“If I must say, I’m quite the wenagersation expert,” she said.

“Shut yo Susan, growing yourself a boyfriend in water doesn’t count,” Replied Jeremy

by Joke Humbug Bawbee March 8, 2018

baluthium

An intricate coat hanger used in biblical times.

“Do thi own a baluthium for me poor ragged coat?” Questioned Noah.

by Joke Humbug Bawbee March 2, 2018

crigilous

Crigilous is the adjective you use to describe someone with an annoying Swedish accent.

“Omg! Her voice is so crigilous!” Shouted Uma Thurman.

by Joke Humbug Bawbee May 8, 2018

mbrn

Abbreviation for my brain right now- signals tiredness of the mind

“Omg Kourtney, mbrn I can't even!” Shouted Kim over the speakers. “Ya Ik totes cray cray up in here,” replies Kourtney

by Joke Humbug Bawbee March 8, 2018

galafeling

The act of getting stuck inside one’s own duvet cover.

“I can often be found galafeling while changing my sheets, drunk,” said Sarah.

by Joke Humbug Bawbee March 2, 2018

bawbee

1. The sound you make after having danced around a pig five times.
2. Alternative way of saying ‘bobby’.

“Oh bawbee!” Yelled Jack, “I just danced around the pig with my good old friend Bawbee!”

by Joke Humbug Bawbee February 13, 2018