Jojo Dancer's definitions
Derived from the mass hit reality TV series, "The Swan", this word denotes an individual with particularly ghastly, unappealing, and hideous physical characteristics (often mistaken as the result of substandard cosmetic surgery) that prevent this individual from attaining the singular "Swan" status, and the individual thus remains a second-rate contender for "Swan" status and rank.
Victoria Gotti is a total Swannabee.
by jojo dancer October 7, 2004
Get the Swannabeemug. A hideous, vomit-inducing, shaped nose that closely resembles the nose of a witch, long and narrow but with large nostril openings.
by jojo dancer October 13, 2004
Get the witchnosemug. When someone asks for your commitment, but you slyly drop the letter “p” from the word promise with your response to refrain from your commitment on a technicality. ”
“ My roommate Kyle was worried I’d sleep with his girlfriend while he was out of town, but I gave him my solemn “ romise” that she’d be in good hands.”
by JoJo Dancer June 2, 2018
Get the romisemug. The act of molding, altering, or otherwise shapeshifting, often via ghastly cosmetic surgery, the appearance or certain aspects of a person's appearance to appear more feminine, often with a strong emphasis on slutty, whorish characteristics.
by jojo dancer October 14, 2004
Get the feminizemug. A grossly malformed, disproportionate, and tree stump-like ankle that seamlessly merges into the calf, so that there is no singular "ankle" or "calf".
by jojo dancer October 13, 2004
Get the canklemug. When your diarrhea is so bad that the smell of it causes people in nearby rooms to describe it as a dead animal must have come out of your ass.
“ Dude, you are disgusting - that skunk water you sprayed is stinking up the entire house.”
“ Dude, you are disgusting - that skunk water you sprayed is stinking up the entire house.”
by JoJo Dancer June 26, 2018
Get the skunk watermug. by Jojo Dancer December 2, 2003
Get the Pukey McGillicuttymug.