Definitions by Johnston McKenzie

Bort 

(Verb) To disrupt someone.

I'm sick and tired of being borted one hoop after another.

Bort by Johnston McKenzie May 1, 2023

Ahoy 

A common greeting of email or text message. (Alexander Graham Bell, the inventor of the telephone, suggested using “ahoy” when answering the phone. It was actually Thomas Edison who suggested using “hello.”)

"And the email read, 'Ahoy! To whom it may concern...'
"Ahoy don't forget the milk on your way home."

Ahoy by Johnston McKenzie May 1, 2023

Donkulate 

(Verb) To incite a feeling of ostracism and forlorn.

I've been donkulated ever since quarantine.

Donkulate by Johnston McKenzie May 1, 2023

Shid 

A censored obscenity intending to evade ill side effects of an uncensored version.

Clean up your language with shids.

Shid by Johnston McKenzie May 1, 2023

Chichi 

(Verb) To show vain endearments as intending to boast one's self-esteem; to simper endearments.
(Noun) Vain endearments; simpered endearments.

Susan was all chichi at the comic convention.

Chichi by Johnston McKenzie May 1, 2023

Monger 

To go to war; take part in a war.

Come, we shall monger against our enemies.

Monger by Johnston McKenzie May 1, 2023

Teef 

Teeth of questionable status.

I bit into it and my teef hurt.

Teef by Johnston McKenzie May 1, 2023