Johnston McKenzie's definitions

Donkulate

(Verb) To incite a feeling of ostracism and forlorn.

I've been donkulated ever since quarantine.

by Johnston McKenzie May 1, 2023

Shid

A censored obscenity intending to evade ill side effects of an uncensored version.

Clean up your language with shids.

by Johnston McKenzie May 1, 2023

Stop Sign

Yield

Nobody comes to a complete stop at a stop sign.

by Johnston McKenzie May 6, 2023

had

had had

The duck had enough.

by Johnston McKenzie May 11, 2023

Ahoy

A common greeting of email or text message. (Alexander Graham Bell, the inventor of the telephone, suggested using “ahoy” when answering the phone. It was actually Thomas Edison who suggested using “hello.”)

"And the email read, 'Ahoy! To whom it may concern...'
"Ahoy don't forget the milk on your way home."

by Johnston McKenzie May 1, 2023

Monger

To go to war; take part in a war.

Come, we shall monger against our enemies.

by Johnston McKenzie May 1, 2023

Shrainin

The occurrence of precipitation.

I wouldn't go outside it's shrainin.

by Johnston McKenzie May 1, 2023