24 definitions by Johnston McKenzie

spaze

(correction to previous spaze definition: voluminous intended to be capacious)

During the president's speech on pandemic social distancing, spaze was mentioned more than once.

by Johnston McKenzie May 3, 2023

Stop Sign

Yield

Nobody comes to a complete stop at a stop sign.

by Johnston McKenzie May 6, 2023

Reverse Boomer

Aka Roomer. Relating to the anomaly of polar culture to the preceding.

That dude is a reverse boomer.

These pants are so roomer.

by Johnston McKenzie May 6, 2023

Bort

(Verb) To disrupt someone.

I'm sick and tired of being borted one hoop after another.

by Johnston McKenzie May 1, 2023

Shwindy

When it is windy. The presence of high winds.

Shwindy.

When shwindy, balloons are at risk.

by Johnston McKenzie May 2, 2023

Ahoy

A common greeting of email or text message. (Alexander Graham Bell, the inventor of the telephone, suggested using “ahoy” when answering the phone. It was actually Thomas Edison who suggested using “hello.”)

"And the email read, 'Ahoy! To whom it may concern...'
"Ahoy don't forget the milk on your way home."

by Johnston McKenzie May 1, 2023

Monger

To go to war; take part in a war.

Come, we shall monger against our enemies.

by Johnston McKenzie May 1, 2023