Definitions by Johnson Kato

Jede 

When someone is a jede, they're completely clueless and dumb

"This dude Andreas is such a jede"
"You right, on crip..."

Jede by Johnson Kato April 15, 2021

big nos 

Whenver you get hit by a big wave of nostalgia.

"Bruh, whataya doin'?"
"Man, I just got the big nos..."

big nos by Johnson Kato May 30, 2019

konk 

literally means "cock" and is often used instead of "dickhead"

"Dude, you're a fucking konk."
"At least I have one."

konk by Johnson Kato July 26, 2016

lbs 

Short for "long black sausage" also known as a long black penis.

"Jakob has such an lbs, man."
"Yeh, true."

lbs by Johnson Kato June 16, 2016

Mongul 

If someone is a mongul, he's an absolute twat.
It can also be used to describe a "mongol," but "mongul" is way more offensive.

"Fuck you man, you mongul."
"Right back at you, mong."

Mongul by Johnson Kato June 7, 2016

booming 

Typically used in the world of sport and videogames.
If you're booming someone, you're absolutely destroying them.

"Dude, I'm freaking booming these noobs."
"Nice."

booming by Johnson Kato June 6, 2016

qwak 

a dickhead in the sense of an idiot

"Simon is an absolute qwak for doing that."
"True."

qwak by Johnson Kato May 19, 2016