Johnson Kato's definitions

lbs

Short for "long black sausage" also known as a long black penis.

"Jakob has such an lbs, man."
"Yeh, true."

by Johnson Kato June 16, 2016

Jede

When someone is a jede, they're completely clueless and dumb

"This dude Andreas is such a jede"
"You right, on crip..."

by Johnson Kato April 15, 2021

Mongul

If someone is a mongul, he's an absolute twat.
It can also be used to describe a "mongol," but "mongul" is way more offensive.

"Fuck you man, you mongul."
"Right back at you, mong."

by Johnson Kato June 7, 2016

konk

literally means "cock" and is often used instead of "dickhead"

"Dude, you're a fucking konk."
"At least I have one."

by Johnson Kato July 26, 2016

big nos

Whenver you get hit by a big wave of nostalgia.

"Bruh, whataya doin'?"
"Man, I just got the big nos..."

by Johnson Kato May 30, 2019

booming

Typically used in the world of sport and videogames.
If you're booming someone, you're absolutely destroying them.

"Dude, I'm freaking booming these noobs."
"Nice."

by Johnson Kato June 6, 2016

qwak

a dickhead in the sense of an idiot

"Simon is an absolute qwak for doing that."
"True."

by Johnson Kato May 19, 2016