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Everybody else: It’s good to have an itinerary set before going on a road trip across the country.
Me: Screw your youtinerary. I’m moving to the Southwest to do, idk, something with turquoise.
Me: Screw your youtinerary. I’m moving to the Southwest to do, idk, something with turquoise.
by JohnnyApocalypse August 17, 2022
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Get the Glutenpoopen mug.A tasty plant belonging to the family Euphorbiaceae, easily recognized by their red and green foliage and widely used in Christmas floral displays.
by JohnnyApocalypse December 17, 2020
Get the poisonetta mug.A game of chance one plays alone, or in a group. First one to shart, loses. Traditionnally, one finds themself embroiled in a game of Fart, Fart, Shart after dining on Chipotle or similar faire.
by JohnnyApocalypse November 9, 2016
Get the Fart, Fart, Shart mug.An expression made famous (and controversial) by Heineken and their openly gay spokesperson, Neil Patrick Harris, which pokes fun at the sanctity of a man's barbecue and (presumably) his heterosexuality.
According to Neil Patrick Harris, Heineken Light "makes it OK to flip another man's meat" to which the griller replies that no man can do that. (Should include syntactical variations of 'Flipping Another Man's Meat'.)
by JohnnyApocalypse October 25, 2016
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Chill bro. If North Korea wants to pick a fight, our dick missiles will send them back to the stone age.
by JohnnyApocalypse October 1, 2015
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Congrats. You just poked a giant hole in my logic. You could've been a lawyer and fought for justice, but instead you're just a Socrates Troll. Your talent is wasted on your amusement and my annoyance, so yes, I am mad, Bro.
by JohnnyApocalypse September 18, 2015
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