JohnnyAZ's definitions

go polar

To suddenly shift from being warm, friendly, outgoing, and even loving, to being stand-offish and out of touch without any observable (or reasonable) trigger. Usually occurs in the early stages of a relationship.

A: So did butt-knocker call you today?

J: No, haven't heard from him.

A: Since when?

J: Since, like, three days ago.

A: What happened? He was like, totally stalking you. Did he just, like, go polar or what?

J: Let's smoke a bowl and eat some Scoops.

by JohnnyAZ May 28, 2006

trumpet

A simultaneous rim job and handjob.

J: Did you go home with that guy last night?

M: Yeah.

J: Did you fuck him?

M: No, but my ass is still tingling from the trumpet he gave me.

by JohnnyAZ May 27, 2006

pillow-biter

An exceptionally vigorous butt-pounding between men in the dorsal-ventral position, generally noteworthy for its combination of depth, force and velocity, such that the poundee is transported to an otherworldly, orally-fixated state of extreme "hurt-so-good" pleasure as to unconsciously bite down on a pillow, duvet, forearm, Jack Russel terrier, or anything else that happens to come with close proximity of his mouth.

Josie: Did you see Tom last night?

Johnny: Until the lights went out, then I saw stars.

Josie: Total pillow-biter, huh?

Johnny: Been spitting out feathers all day.

Josie: The Tomster sure likes to pound ass.

Johnny: One of his many charms.

Josie: Many?

Johnny: Hey now...

by JohnnyAZ May 18, 2006

sappho

Of or relating to lesbian behavior or acts.

Jane: I was hanging out with Michelle the other night watching March of the Penguins and doing shots of Cuervo, and suddenly she kicked off her Teva sandals and got all Sappho on me.

Josie: No way! Was she wearing her Raiders sweatshirt?

Jane: She was!

Josie: Beware the Raiders-Cuervo Sappho effect!

Jane: No, it was totally hot! Kiss me!

by JohnnyAZ May 18, 2006

blood, sweat and Carly Simon

Characterized by intensity, introspection, difficulty and analysis, often accompanied by frustrating miscommunication, hurt feelings, sarcasm, long, stacatto text message exchanges, starch, and/or a compulsive need to talk about an event, thing, or situation. Credit to TT for this adept turn-of-phrase.

J: Why are you being so hateful?

E: Why are you?

J: My heart wants you.

E: Everything is so blood, sweat and Carly Simon with you.

J: Kiss me, starchy polar bear.

E: Right on.

<kiss>

by JohnnyAZ May 19, 2006

backslide

To spread crack for a tap from some johnson you've dumped, usually inducing a shame spiral. Note: only women and gay men can backslide, since straight men will screw anything, anytime, without remorse.

Johnny: You look like shit.
Eric: My ex came over last night.
Johnny: You backslide?
Eric: You know it.
Johnny: That must be some good rod.
Eric: Better than that take-out you scarf.

by JohnnyAZ May 13, 2006

thorazine

An awesome shot that will quickly get you fucked up. Made with Jager, peppermint liqueur and Bacardi 151.

Justin: Let's do a couple thorazine shots before we go dance to this Gwen Stefani song.

Stephen: Good call, girlfriend.

by JohnnyAZ May 25, 2006