Johnny tats's definitions

BBR

stands for Bald Beyond Repair

After trying Rogaine and some other shit Bill found out that he was BBR

by Johnny Tats June 27, 2008

Would I

An expression that a man uses to express that he would fuck a woman

Man 1: Damn that new girl is fucking fine.

Man 2: Would I!!!

by Johnny Tats October 29, 2008

stink lodge

another term for a bathroom...coined by Peter Griffin from Family Guy

If I don't get to the stink lodge really quickly there is going to be taco paint on the back seat of your Bentley.

by Johnny Tats June 18, 2008

word hole

a term used to describe a persons mouth

That bitch needs to shut her word hole.

by Johnny Tats May 5, 2008

meat shit

the shit that awakens one from a sound sleep at 2:30am after eating a large amount of meat before bedtime

Man 1: Why are you so tired today?

Man 2: I got the meat shit from going to Outback!

by Johnny Tats May 23, 2008

BOB

Acronym for Ballin' On a Budget

I was going to get the Rolex, but since I'm BOB I got the Seiko.

by Johnny Tats October 29, 2007

dickworthy

when a woman is worthy of having your dick in her

I would fuck Mary, but she just isn't dickworthy.

by Johnny Tats January 3, 2008