Definitions by Johnny tats

negro card 

Slang for an American Express black card. As coined by Fabolous on From Nothing to Something.

That guy must be rich cause he has a negro card.

negro card by Johnny Tats October 30, 2007

BOB 

Acronym for Ballin' On a Budget

I was going to get the Rolex, but since I'm BOB I got the Seiko.

BOB by Johnny Tats October 29, 2007

butt rocker 

A tattoo on a womans lower back above har butt.

Damn, that is one sexy butt rocker on that bitch!

butt rocker by Johnny Tats October 29, 2007

reading material

A tattoo aon a womans lower back above her ass.

That hottie I took home last night had a great piece of reading material.

reading material by Johnny Tats October 29, 2007

martini elbow 

Similar to tennis elbow but obtained by a bartender after vigorously shaking martinis all night long

I was unable to pump the monkey after work last nite because I had a severe case of martini elbow.

martini elbow by Johnny Tats September 27, 2007

miscue 

When a man accidentally shoots him self in the eye when jerking off

I had to go and buy a bottle of visine after my miscue this morning.

miscue by Johnny Tats September 27, 2007

Gassle

the hassle that one goes through when getting gas

I had such a gassle today at Shell.

Gassle by Johnny Tats June 20, 2007