assterpiece

the wonderful paintjob that one gives the toilet when they have explosive diarreah

I painted such an assterpiece today that I thought I was Michaelangelo.

by Johnny Tats January 04, 2008

dickworthy

when a woman is worthy of having your dick in her

I would fuck Mary, but she just isn't dickworthy.

by Johnny Tats January 03, 2008

FLUFF

stands for Fuckable, Lovable, Understanding, Friend, Forever...usually refers to 2 fuck buddies

I was hanging out with my FLUFF Ann last night and now I'm tired as hell.

by Johnny tats February 25, 2008

white knuckling

When one is driving and has to piss so bad that they are squeezing the steering wheel so hard that there knuckles are white.

I was white knuckling for 15 minutes this afternoon when I was stuck in traffic.

by Johnny Tats December 01, 2007

the clinch

when one has to desperately squeeze their asscheeks together because they have to shit badly

I was in traffic on the highway today and had to do the clinch for almost an hour.

by Johnny Tats August 27, 2008

shade out

to leave a party or function when no one is paying attention and without saying goodbye

That party last night was so lame that I had to shade out.

by Johnny Tats December 08, 2007

after school specials

young girls walking home from school

The corner of 8th and Chew has the best after school specials.

by Johnny Tats December 09, 2007