garage door

the large roll of fat that needs to be lifted up to get to a fat womans pussy
If you want to fuck Stacey you will have to open the garage door.
by Johnny Tats November 15, 2007
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FLUFF

stands for Fuckable, Lovable, Understanding, Friend, Forever...usually refers to 2 fuck buddies
I was hanging out with my FLUFF Ann last night and now I'm tired as hell.
by Johnny tats February 22, 2008
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gooter

Stands for gay scooter and is used to refer to 2 men riding on the same scooter...found very predominantly in South Florida.
If you go to South beach there is a gooter on every corner.
by Johnny Tats April 30, 2008
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paper trail

the small pieces of toilet paper that remain stuck to ones ass after wiping
That generic toilet paper leaves a nasty paper trail.
by Johnny Tats May 27, 2008
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white knuckling

When one is driving and has to piss so bad that they are squeezing the steering wheel so hard that there knuckles are white.
I was white knuckling for 15 minutes this afternoon when I was stuck in traffic.
by Johnny Tats November 08, 2007
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corn camper

That new guy at work is a fucking corn camper!
by Johnny Tats November 09, 2007
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assterpiece

the wonderful paintjob that one gives the toilet when they have explosive diarreah
I painted such an assterpiece today that I thought I was Michaelangelo.
by Johnny Tats December 10, 2007
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