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When a man accidentally shoots him self in the eye when jerking off
I had to go and buy a bottle of visine after my miscue this morning.
by Johnny Tats September 14, 2007
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When a male's penis slips from his hand, or from his partner during masturbation or intercourse, usually in the throes of a particularly strong orgasm. More often than not, this ruins the climax for all individuals involved.
"Juliet's roommate walked in on Juliet giving me a blowjob, so I miscued and squirted her in the eye."
by Amethe January 19, 2007
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