shade out

to leave a party or function when no one is paying attention and without saying goodbye

That party last night was so lame that I had to shade out.

by Johnny Tats November 13, 2007

shitbits

the small pieces of shit that are left floating in the toilet after flushing

After eating those tacos I saw more shitbits than ever before.

by Johnny Tats May 27, 2008

splash up

when the water in the toilet splashes up on your ass and legs from explosive diareah

I had a lot of splash up this afternoon on the office toilet.

by Johnny Tats November 13, 2007

kentucky barn burner

when you are having sex with a woman in the doggie style position with a wad of tobacco in your mouth put your spit cup on her lower back and take your dick out and dip it in the cup and then stick it up her ass

My date gave me this nasty black eye after her kentucky barn burner last night.

by Johnny Tats January 31, 2007

do my thang

to go and have good sex

I am so frustrated that I have to do my thang tonight or I will explode.

by Johnny Tats June 16, 2008

butt rocker

A tattoo on a womans lower back above har butt.

Damn, that is one sexy butt rocker on that bitch!

by Johnny Tats October 14, 2007

BBR

stands for Bald Beyond Repair

After trying Rogaine and some other shit Bill found out that he was BBR

by Johnny Tats July 11, 2008