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Definitions by Johnny Twoguns

Nickname that lame hicks in Greenville, NC stole from Greenville, SC.
g-vegas by Johnny Twoguns August 9, 2004

African-American 

‘I’m not frickin’ African American. I’m American. I have never been to Africa, and I never want to. I can barely tell you five countries in the stupid place.’

Black people aren’t offended by the word ‘black’. Only white people are. Which makes no sense whatsoever. Truthfully, if you came up to me and called me an ‘African American’ then I’d be offended, but if you called me ‘black’ I probably wouldn’t even notice.
First of all, hip-hop is more than the 'four elements'. If our culture is limited to writing illegible crap on walks, and yelling into a microphone, then it's not that great of a culture at all.

Hip Hop is the way we talk, the way we act, our fashion, our lifestyle, and our people. It's the culture of the streets,

Secondly, hip hop is NOT a music genre. Like my man said below me, rap is something you do, hip hop is something you live. Rap is just a part of hip hop, and frankly it's the part that is pretty much selling-out and shitting on it as well.
'Hip Hop is the culture of the streets. The voice of the urban community. The uniter of minorities.' - J2G

'Rap is something you do. Hip-Hop is something you live.' - KRS-One
hip-hop by Johnny Twoguns August 4, 2004
High energy music criticized by hip-hop nerds who’ve never been to a club in their lives. They say it’s ‘ignorant’ and ‘taking black people back’, but I don’t see why having fun and partying makes you ‘ignorant’. It is also said to be ‘fake hiphop’ and that the ‘lyrics suck’, because it’s just club music. But hip-hop STARTED on club music. Plus, who the hell sits around analyzing lyrics in the club? NOBODY. If you’re listening to crunk on your TV, then you’re a fool.

And NO Lil' Jon didn't invent crunk..sweet god..
'We tend to get this general vicinity and all surrounding areas indubitably crunk!!' - Lil' Jon
crunk by Johnny Twoguns August 4, 2004

South Cakalacky 

South Carolina.

specifically: Greenville, N. Charleston, Colombia, Hilton Head, + Myrtle Beach.

These are the only cities that matter. Sorry to the rest of y'all.
exp: Greenville includes entire G-Ville county.

Reppin' dat 803, 864, and whatever the hell Charleston/Myrtle Beach's area code is.

hangtime 

The length of a black person's cornrows on their neck. If thier braids don't reach AT LEAST their midneck, then they have no 'hang time'. If they've been growing their hair for more than three years and don't have hangtime they need to wear weave or cut thier hair off.
'Yo, that fool been growing his hair for five years and he still ain't got no hangtime. He just needs to cut that shit off.'
hangtime by Johnny Twoguns August 2, 2004

white tee 

A long white t-shirt (3xl-6xl) that is worn like a dress by urban youths. Worn with baggy jeans, a fitted cap, and white forces.

In Baltimore, cats wear it to fit 'the uniform', so when cops say, 'I'm lookin' for a black youth in a long white t-shirt, baggy jeans, and white nikes', he won't be able to tell who he's looking for.'

Baltimore can do this because it's a gaint ghetto, a southern state in the north.
'Look at Master P is his xtra meduim shirt, that's not a true white tee!'

Extra Meduim - Very long shirt in length, but sleeves don't go below elbow.
white tee by Johnny Twoguns August 2, 2004