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African-American

‘I’m not frickin’ African American. I’m American. I have never been to Africa, and I never want to. I can barely tell you five countries in the stupid place.’

Black people aren’t offended by the word ‘black’. Only white people are. Which makes no sense whatsoever. Truthfully, if you came up to me and called me an ‘African American’ then I’d be offended, but if you called me ‘black’ I probably wouldn’t even notice.
by Johnny Twoguns August 5, 2004
mugGet the African-Americanmug.

no homo

phrase NOT coined by Cam'Ron, but by his young protege Juelz Santana.

used after a phrase that sounds ambigously gay or 'homo', so that your friends won't call you a 'homo'

very homophobic.
'no homo but we cockin' em' - Juelz Santana

'yo homie, i just spent five hours talking with my man on the phone, no homo' - random dude
by Johnny Twoguns August 13, 2004
mugGet the no homomug.

crunk

High energy music criticized by hip-hop nerds who’ve never been to a club in their lives. They say it’s ‘ignorant’ and ‘taking black people back’, but I don’t see why having fun and partying makes you ‘ignorant’. It is also said to be ‘fake hiphop’ and that the ‘lyrics suck’, because it’s just club music. But hip-hop STARTED on club music. Plus, who the hell sits around analyzing lyrics in the club? NOBODY. If you’re listening to crunk on your TV, then you’re a fool.

And NO Lil' Jon didn't invent crunk..sweet god..
'We tend to get this general vicinity and all surrounding areas indubitably crunk!!' - Lil' Jon
by Johnny Twoguns August 4, 2004
mugGet the crunkmug.

mia

'I leave niggas MIA and I ain't talkin where the Heat play at' - F.A.B.O.L.O.U.S.
by Johnny Twoguns August 17, 2004
mugGet the miamug.

g-vegas

Nickname that lame hicks in Greenville, NC stole from Greenville, SC.
by Johnny Twoguns August 9, 2004
mugGet the g-vegasmug.

u mad

see u mad doggie

addition: This phrase was coined by Cam'Ron on the Bill O'Rielly show. The Harlem-bred rapper used it, when Bill began to get upset to further piss him off.
'Please, let me finish Cam'Ron. Let me finish!'

'Aha Aha! U Mad! U Mad!'
by Johnny Twoguns August 13, 2004
mugGet the u madmug.

hip-hop

First of all, hip-hop is more than the 'four elements'. If our culture is limited to writing illegible crap on walks, and yelling into a microphone, then it's not that great of a culture at all.

Hip Hop is the way we talk, the way we act, our fashion, our lifestyle, and our people. It's the culture of the streets,

Secondly, hip hop is NOT a music genre. Like my man said below me, rap is something you do, hip hop is something you live. Rap is just a part of hip hop, and frankly it's the part that is pretty much selling-out and shitting on it as well.
'Hip Hop is the culture of the streets. The voice of the urban community. The uniter of minorities.' - J2G

'Rap is something you do. Hip-Hop is something you live.' - KRS-One
by Johnny Twoguns August 4, 2004
mugGet the hip-hopmug.

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