Johnny Pot Smoker's definitions

boxing

"One of the most hardest fucking sports."

A sport Mr X has obviously been competing in for too long in, judging by his poor grasp of the English language.

"Mr X makes his living by boxing. hBy the time he's 27 he's going to be practically brain-dead."

by Johnny Pot Smoker September 3, 2003

Scuzzy bitches

{GTA3}
Females of the loose and dirty variety.
Insult to a woman.

"These scuzzy bitches won't get off my dick."
"You scuzzy bitch."

by Johnny Pot Smoker September 3, 2003

beasting

The act of brutally fucking someone.

"Jimmy was beasting Mary behind the bike-shed."

by Johnny Pot Smoker September 3, 2003

sizzle ma dizzle, mizzle fizzle

Snoop slang for 'suck my dick, mother fucker.'

"Yo best respizzle my shizzle, or sizzle my dizzle, mizzle fizzle."

by Johnny Pot Smoker September 3, 2003

yo momma

1. The person who just received a cum shot from me last night.
2. A cheap whore.

"Yo momma just started sucking my dick. I was like 'What the fuck?' She was good, though."

by Johnny Pot Smoker September 3, 2003

school

See: Prison

by Johnny Pot Smoker September 3, 2003

tug-o-war with the Cyclops

masturbate
wank
jack off
Stroke the Salami
a date with Pam and her five friends
the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.

"Failing to find someone to fuck after the club, Jimmy resorted to a tug-o-war with the Cyclops."

by Johnny Pot Smoker September 3, 2003