by Johnny Pot Smoker September 03, 2003
masturbate
wank
jack off
Stroke the Salami
tug-o-war with the Cyclops
the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.
wank
jack off
Stroke the Salami
tug-o-war with the Cyclops
the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.
by Johnny Pot Smoker September 03, 2003
"One of the most hardest fucking sports."
A sport Mr X has obviously been competing in for too long in, judging by his poor grasp of the English language.
A sport Mr X has obviously been competing in for too long in, judging by his poor grasp of the English language.
by Johnny Pot Smoker September 03, 2003
Masturbating
Choking the chicken
Beating the bishop
Slap boxing the one-eyed champ
Taking matters into your own hands
Squeezing the cream from the flesh twinkie
Having a date with Pam and her five friends
Having a tug-o-war with the cyclops
"the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger."
Choking the chicken
Beating the bishop
Slap boxing the one-eyed champ
Taking matters into your own hands
Squeezing the cream from the flesh twinkie
Having a date with Pam and her five friends
Having a tug-o-war with the cyclops
"the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger."
"Jeremy, finding himself all alone, with a ready supply of porn, decided to take his sausage hostage."
by Johnny Pot Smoker September 05, 2003
1. Greatest player to walk out of Brazil since Ronaldo.
2. A stabbing pain in the side of Alex Ferguson. Hahahaha.
3. Instigator of the most enjoyable moment of my life; Putting England out of the World Cup with a wonder Free-Kick from all of 35 Yards.
2. A stabbing pain in the side of Alex Ferguson. Hahahaha.
3. Instigator of the most enjoyable moment of my life; Putting England out of the World Cup with a wonder Free-Kick from all of 35 Yards.
"Did you see the goal Ronaldinho scored against England in the World Cup? Yes? Well, guess what. You get to see it again."
by Johnny Pot Smoker September 03, 2003
Someone who came to power because he's a Republican.
And heaven forbid that a Republican not vote for a Republican.
And also, without a shadow of a doubt, the stupidest President the USA has ever had. Backed up by the other 3 Horsemen of the Apocalypse, Dick Cheney, Colin Powell, and Donald Rumsfeld.
All of whom, for the record, are almost as stupid as Dubyah himself.
And heaven forbid that a Republican not vote for a Republican.
And also, without a shadow of a doubt, the stupidest President the USA has ever had. Backed up by the other 3 Horsemen of the Apocalypse, Dick Cheney, Colin Powell, and Donald Rumsfeld.
All of whom, for the record, are almost as stupid as Dubyah himself.
"The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean in this century's history. But we all lived in this century. I didn't live in this century." - What?!?!
by Johnny Pot Smoker September 05, 2003