Sheen the fuck up

{phrase}

Dont just sit there being a pansy ass fuck, be a WINNER!

Person a: Goddammit, we got our ass stomped in football.

Person b: IDGAF im a winner, you need to sheen the fuck up dawg.

by johnny mc awesome March 07, 2011

poorgeois

The exact opposite of a bourgeois (middle to upper class). A system in which people strive to be respectably poor looking. Buy clothes that make you seem homely, so that people do not expect that you are truly wealthy. Its "cultural camoflauge" Look impoverished, when you truly have excess moneys. Its a Status Symbol.

John was a rich mf, but because he kept getting moochers, he decided to dress in a poorgeois fashion. Now no one expects his wealth.

or

The new fashion fad was sweeping the nation. No longer is it A&F or American Eagle, but a more poorgeois look! $300 acne jeans please!

by johnny mc awesome July 23, 2009

Bowling for bullshit

a Colombine-esq massacre of the pc community by Infinity Ward and its community chairman Robert Bowling. A new campaign slogan, it would seem

WHAT??? NO DEDICATED SERVERS??? were bowling for bullshit here, fucking bullshit

by johnny mc awesome January 13, 2010

Fun Vacuum

Someone who sucks the fun from everything.

In aftershift training, instead of letting us go off the drop slides, the head guard made us practice CPR. Our head guard is a fun vacuum.

by johnny mc awesome August 15, 2009

Spam Jammin

Fucking the roll of fat between a woman's arm and her titty

Man, Jack was Spam Jammin the SHIT out of that whale last night! What a trooper

by johnny mc awesome October 10, 2010

ROFLbate

When in amidst a competition match, or ready-up for a game to start, members of the other team stall for extended periods of time due to being AFK. In essance, they are prolly masturbating instead of being present in the game.

Our entire team is R^ (ready-up), while none of their team is!

This is why you dont ROFLbate during the damn match!!

by johnny mc awesome August 08, 2009

Crapinion

Someone's shitty opinion.

When someone states their opinion, everything goes silent, only to bash the person who said it

God, dave is such a retard. Never thinking before speaking, always throwing out a random Crapinion

by johnny mc awesome January 13, 2010