by johnny mc awesome October 12, 2010
Get the Spam Jamminmug. phrase
Campaign slogan using Miracle Whip to create a false sense of belonging, over mayonnaise. Emphasis on cool created by posing with Hipsters and drop out models. Anyone can rock out the mayo, and go unnoticed, but it takes a true douchebag to rock the 'Whip.
Campaign slogan using Miracle Whip to create a false sense of belonging, over mayonnaise. Emphasis on cool created by posing with Hipsters and drop out models. Anyone can rock out the mayo, and go unnoticed, but it takes a true douchebag to rock the 'Whip.
"Dont go unnoticed, Dont blend in, Dont be ordinary, boring, or bland.
In other words, DONT BE SO MAYO!"
In other words, DONT BE SO MAYO!"
by johnny mc awesome February 25, 2011
Get the Dont be so Mayomug. When in amidst a competition match, or ready-up for a game to start, members of the other team stall for extended periods of time due to being AFK. In essance, they are prolly masturbating instead of being present in the game.
Our entire team is R^ (ready-up), while none of their team is!
This is why you dont ROFLbate during the damn match!!
This is why you dont ROFLbate during the damn match!!
by johnny mc awesome August 08, 2009
Get the ROFLbatemug. Person a: Goddammit, we got our ass stomped in football.
Person b: IDGAF im a winner, you need to sheen the fuck up dawg.
Person b: IDGAF im a winner, you need to sheen the fuck up dawg.
by johnny mc awesome March 22, 2011
Get the Sheen the fuck upmug. {noun}
Someone who breaks your car further when youve brought it in to be fixed, just so they can cost you more money.
Someone who breaks your car further when youve brought it in to be fixed, just so they can cost you more money.
Person A to person B: That scheming fool of a mechanic tried to convince me that my brake pads needed replacing, when i went to get my oil changed. I just put new ones on!
Person B: Yah man, ive been getting blown all over the place. I went to see what the problem was about my ride, and he said the reason it wouldnt start was that i was low on "headlight fluid". What a lying jerk!
Person B: Yah man, ive been getting blown all over the place. I went to see what the problem was about my ride, and he said the reason it wouldnt start was that i was low on "headlight fluid". What a lying jerk!
by johnny mc awesome January 04, 2011
Get the Mechanicmug. {Scoobie/Scoob}
{noun.}
An affectionate nickname given to any close friend, who you think of more as a family member than just a friend. Someone who you would come to aid at a drop of a hat.
-Similar to Broski, but in a more loving, less homophobic way-
---- Derived from a Scooby-Do reference, where Scooby is always around Shaggy, and they are there for each other no matter what adventure may arise.
{noun.}
An affectionate nickname given to any close friend, who you think of more as a family member than just a friend. Someone who you would come to aid at a drop of a hat.
-Similar to Broski, but in a more loving, less homophobic way-
---- Derived from a Scooby-Do reference, where Scooby is always around Shaggy, and they are there for each other no matter what adventure may arise.
person A to person B: Hey whats up Scoobie?
Person B: Who is Scoobie?
Person A: You are.
Person B: whats the meaning behind it?
Person A: Scooby Do reference. Its anyone who you think of more of a family member than a friend.
Person B: Awwwwwww, thanks
Person B: Who is Scoobie?
Person A: You are.
Person B: whats the meaning behind it?
Person A: Scooby Do reference. Its anyone who you think of more of a family member than a friend.
Person B: Awwwwwww, thanks
by johnny mc awesome January 04, 2011
Get the Scoobiemug. When the amount of money saved equals or exceeds the cost of an item or service, usually through an extended period of time.
This is very often used as a means of promoting a good or service, such as gutters, food processors, juicers etc. As in:
"Now with Debby Meyer's green bags, you never have to throw away your produce due to spoilage! Produce lasts up to 7 times longer, saving you money and time. This product nearly pays for itself!"
This is very often used as a means of promoting a good or service, such as gutters, food processors, juicers etc. As in:
"Now with Debby Meyer's green bags, you never have to throw away your produce due to spoilage! Produce lasts up to 7 times longer, saving you money and time. This product nearly pays for itself!"
Because Jack bought a home coffee grinder, he can grind his own beans at home! He no longer has to buy more expensive pre-ground coffee, so in essence his new machine pay(s) for itself.
by johnny mc awesome August 19, 2009
Get the Pay(s) for itselfmug.