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Campaign slogan using Miracle Whip to create a false sense of belonging, over mayonnaise. Emphasis on cool created by posing with Hipsters and drop out models. Anyone can rock out the mayo, and go unnoticed, but it takes a true douchebag to rock the 'Whip.
Campaign slogan using Miracle Whip to create a false sense of belonging, over mayonnaise. Emphasis on cool created by posing with Hipsters and drop out models. Anyone can rock out the mayo, and go unnoticed, but it takes a true douchebag to rock the 'Whip.
"Dont go unnoticed, Dont blend in, Dont be ordinary, boring, or bland.
In other words, DONT BE SO MAYO!"
In other words, DONT BE SO MAYO!"
by johnny mc awesome February 25, 2011
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Someone who breaks your car further when youve brought it in to be fixed, just so they can cost you more money.
Someone who breaks your car further when youve brought it in to be fixed, just so they can cost you more money.
Person A to person B: That scheming fool of a mechanic tried to convince me that my brake pads needed replacing, when i went to get my oil changed. I just put new ones on!
Person B: Yah man, ive been getting blown all over the place. I went to see what the problem was about my ride, and he said the reason it wouldnt start was that i was low on "headlight fluid". What a lying jerk!
Person B: Yah man, ive been getting blown all over the place. I went to see what the problem was about my ride, and he said the reason it wouldnt start was that i was low on "headlight fluid". What a lying jerk!
by johnny mc awesome January 4, 2011
Get the Mechanic mug.When the amount of money saved equals or exceeds the cost of an item or service, usually through an extended period of time.
This is very often used as a means of promoting a good or service, such as gutters, food processors, juicers etc. As in:
"Now with Debby Meyer's green bags, you never have to throw away your produce due to spoilage! Produce lasts up to 7 times longer, saving you money and time. This product nearly pays for itself!"
This is very often used as a means of promoting a good or service, such as gutters, food processors, juicers etc. As in:
"Now with Debby Meyer's green bags, you never have to throw away your produce due to spoilage! Produce lasts up to 7 times longer, saving you money and time. This product nearly pays for itself!"
Because Jack bought a home coffee grinder, he can grind his own beans at home! He no longer has to buy more expensive pre-ground coffee, so in essence his new machine pay(s) for itself.
by johnny mc awesome August 19, 2009
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{noun.}
An affectionate nickname given to any close friend, who you think of more as a family member than just a friend. Someone who you would come to aid at a drop of a hat.
-Similar to Broski, but in a more loving, less homophobic way-
---- Derived from a Scooby-Do reference, where Scooby is always around Shaggy, and they are there for each other no matter what adventure may arise.
{noun.}
An affectionate nickname given to any close friend, who you think of more as a family member than just a friend. Someone who you would come to aid at a drop of a hat.
-Similar to Broski, but in a more loving, less homophobic way-
---- Derived from a Scooby-Do reference, where Scooby is always around Shaggy, and they are there for each other no matter what adventure may arise.
person A to person B: Hey whats up Scoobie?
Person B: Who is Scoobie?
Person A: You are.
Person B: whats the meaning behind it?
Person A: Scooby Do reference. Its anyone who you think of more of a family member than a friend.
Person B: Awwwwwww, thanks
Person B: Who is Scoobie?
Person A: You are.
Person B: whats the meaning behind it?
Person A: Scooby Do reference. Its anyone who you think of more of a family member than a friend.
Person B: Awwwwwww, thanks
by johnny mc awesome January 4, 2011
Get the Scoobie mug.Getting figuratively raped, Or having gotten as such. To be beaten figuratively or literally in such a way, that you feel like someone jacked off onto your soul.
As in:
The boys Varsity lacrosse team just got beaten by 7th grade girl's. NASTY JACKED
Can be used as a descriptive, or action word as such:
"Damn man you see that hot chick"
"Yeah"
"You should go out with her"
"I already have, we fucked"
"How was it???"
"Turns out shes my 2nd cousin"
"AHAHAHAHAHA DAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMM, you just got NASTY JAAAAAACCCCCKKKKKEEEDDDD"
The boys Varsity lacrosse team just got beaten by 7th grade girl's. NASTY JACKED
Can be used as a descriptive, or action word as such:
"Damn man you see that hot chick"
"Yeah"
"You should go out with her"
"I already have, we fucked"
"How was it???"
"Turns out shes my 2nd cousin"
"AHAHAHAHAHA DAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMM, you just got NASTY JAAAAAACCCCCKKKKKEEEDDDD"
by johnny mc awesome July 19, 2009
Get the Nasty Jacked mug.a Colombine-esq massacre of the pc community by Infinity Ward and its community chairman Robert Bowling. A new campaign slogan, it would seem
by johnny mc awesome January 13, 2010
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An explosive upload of digital media, typically all at once, in an album that has no distinct theme
An explosive upload of digital media, typically all at once, in an album that has no distinct theme
Jack had so many picture of his childhood that he just didnt have room for anymore, so he decided to assemble them into an Albomb and drop it on his profile.
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Jack's initial thought was to Albomb his cache of porn onto his profile, but decided against it, in fear that the fed's would cite against it.
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Jack's initial thought was to Albomb his cache of porn onto his profile, but decided against it, in fear that the fed's would cite against it.
by johnny mc awesome February 26, 2011
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