Spam Jammin

Fucking the roll of fat between a woman's arm and her titty
Man, Jack was Spam Jammin the SHIT out of that whale last night! What a trooper
by johnny mc awesome October 12, 2010
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Sheen the fuck up

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Dont just sit there being a pansy ass fuck, be a WINNER!
Person a: Goddammit, we got our ass stomped in football.

Person b: IDGAF im a winner, you need to sheen the fuck up dawg.
by johnny mc awesome March 22, 2011
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Dont be so Mayo

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Campaign slogan using Miracle Whip to create a false sense of belonging, over mayonnaise. Emphasis on cool created by posing with Hipsters and drop out models. Anyone can rock out the mayo, and go unnoticed, but it takes a true douchebag to rock the 'Whip.
"Dont go unnoticed, Dont blend in, Dont be ordinary, boring, or bland.

In other words, DONT BE SO MAYO!"
by johnny mc awesome February 25, 2011
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ROFLbate

When in amidst a competition match, or ready-up for a game to start, members of the other team stall for extended periods of time due to being AFK. In essance, they are prolly masturbating instead of being present in the game.
Our entire team is R^ (ready-up), while none of their team is!

This is why you dont ROFLbate during the damn match!!
by johnny mc awesome August 08, 2009
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Pay(s) for itself

When the amount of money saved equals or exceeds the cost of an item or service, usually through an extended period of time.

This is very often used as a means of promoting a good or service, such as gutters, food processors, juicers etc. As in:

"Now with Debby Meyer's green bags, you never have to throw away your produce due to spoilage! Produce lasts up to 7 times longer, saving you money and time. This product nearly pays for itself!"
Because Jack bought a home coffee grinder, he can grind his own beans at home! He no longer has to buy more expensive pre-ground coffee, so in essence his new machine pay(s) for itself.
by johnny mc awesome August 19, 2009
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Scoobie

{Scoobie/Scoob}

{noun.}

An affectionate nickname given to any close friend, who you think of more as a family member than just a friend. Someone who you would come to aid at a drop of a hat.

-Similar to Broski, but in a more loving, less homophobic way-

---- Derived from a Scooby-Do reference, where Scooby is always around Shaggy, and they are there for each other no matter what adventure may arise.
person A to person B: Hey whats up Scoobie?

Person B: Who is Scoobie?

Person A: You are.

Person B: whats the meaning behind it?

Person A: Scooby Do reference. Its anyone who you think of more of a family member than a friend.

Person B: Awwwwwww, thanks
by johnny mc awesome January 04, 2011
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Nasty Jacked

Getting figuratively raped, Or having gotten as such. To be beaten figuratively or literally in such a way, that you feel like someone jacked off onto your soul.
As in:

The boys Varsity lacrosse team just got beaten by 7th grade girl's. NASTY JACKED

Can be used as a descriptive, or action word as such:

"Damn man you see that hot chick"

"Yeah"

"You should go out with her"

"I already have, we fucked"

"How was it???"

"Turns out shes my 2nd cousin"

"AHAHAHAHAHA DAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMM, you just got NASTY JAAAAAACCCCCKKKKKEEEDDDD"
by johnny mc awesome July 19, 2009
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