Johnny Kanaka 's definitions

ketchup fart

A fart that sounds like ketchup coming out of an almost empty plastic bottle.

Dude! I just did a ketchup fart. Thankfully it didn't smell bad.

by Johnny Kanaka November 30, 2016

baesic

A combination of "BAE" and "basic." If you have a crush on a girl but she's a basic bitch than she's your baesic.

Heather is totally my bae!

Dude! She drinks pumpkin spice latex every day and wears nothing but ugg boots, Love Pink sweatshirts, and yoga pants.

I don't care! Those yoga pants and her dreamcatcher tramp stamp really show off dat whooty. Heather is my baesic.

by Johnny Kanaka November 29, 2016

Jungle Mexican

A not so nice term for the Mexicans from regions like Oaxaca, usually very short. Can also refer to Guatamalans, who are not Mexican at all but often resemble Mexicans from bordering areas.

There's a lot of Jungle Mexicans in my hometown.

by Johnny Kanaka November 25, 2016

GAE

A gay person who is the BAE of a straight person of the opposite sex. The term combines the words "gay" and "BAE."

Kyle is so hot, he's totally my GAE. He makes me wish a was a dude.

by Johnny Kanaka November 19, 2016

pepe the frog

One of the dankest memes on the Internet. Pepe first became famous in 2008, when a panel of him saying "feels good man!" went viral. In 2016 racist Trump fans started to embrace him, causing many people to believe he's a Nazi symbol.

I've been a fan of Pepe the Frog since day one. I never saw anything racist associated with him until Trump ran for President.

by Johnny Kanaka November 17, 2016

Power Booty

A round, toned ass that could crush a soda can with a single clap. A booty that makes all ass men want to bow down to it.

That girl has got a power booty. You can tell she does hella squats! Look that those glutes!

by Johnny Kanaka November 17, 2016

Sush

The word "sushi," but for people to lazy to pronounce two syllables. Often used by basic bitches who also order "fro yo."

I was at that new Japanese restaurant and this chick in Ugg boots and a Love Pink sweatshirt ordered "sush." How can you be to lazy to say sushi?

by Johnny Kanaka November 17, 2016