Johnny J Shmoove's definitions

Tee!

A whining bitch.

God, that guy's always complaining about us using his ideas. What a Tee!

by Johnny J Shmoove March 23, 2007

sheep

A person who likes anything and everything that "everyone" likes (trends, etc.) for the sake of being cool. Once that trend ends and everyone stops liking it, they promptly start disliking it and it becomes the worst thing in the world. They also mock the people that continue to follow the "uncool" trends.

Billy: Wrestling's so gay, why do you watch that? I can't stand that crap.
Billy (3 years earlier): Stone Cold rules!

by Johnny J Shmoove July 26, 2003

assclef

1) Someone extremely stupid/rude.

2) An attention whore.

1) Man, Evan is being such an assclef today.

2) Did you see that guy beat that old lady up to get people to notice him? What an assclef.

by Johnny J Shmoove January 16, 2003

Da Man

Awesome; really cool guy. Nobody's better.

Did you see him make that touchdown? He's Da Man!

by Johnny J Shmoove January 16, 2003

Bajangey

cool; awesome

Hey man, that new song is bajangey!

by Johnny J Shmoove January 16, 2003

Fagwurst

A gay man's penis.

I swear, that guy is gay. He loves to eat the fagwurst.

by Johnny J Shmoove January 16, 2003

Pickle Smoker

A person who sucks male genetalia; homosexual man.

1) It could be said that Prince is a pickle smoker.

by Johnny J Shmoove January 16, 2003