Imbleached

When one is removed quickly from a position of authority as if they were a lingering germ or virus on a high touch surface.

The sitting President was Imbleached after spouting insane theories on treatments and cures.

by Johnny Donut April 24, 2020

bi-lifer

A righteous and intellectually conflicted individual who identifies as both pro-life and anti-mask.

Donald would be considered a bi-lifer after not wearing a mask at the crowded anti-abortion rally during a pandemic.

by Johnny Donut September 26, 2020

Jew Gypsue

The ancient Hebrew art of negotiation with a particular emphasis on haggling, cheating and litigating.

Arron used his Jew Gypsue skills to get a great price on our vacation to Israel.

by Johnny Donut January 27, 2019

Reputincan

An American conservative who not only relies on but welcomes foreign interference in a democratic society.

When Donald J. Trump asked Russia to find Hillary’s e-mails he became the first Reputincan in American history.

by Johnny Donut February 15, 2019

quarandating

When people pursue romantic relationships while recognizing social distancing and other recommended CDC guidelines during a pandemic.

Grace and Sergio practiced quarandating during the pandemic to help protect older relatives within their respective families.

by Johnny Donut March 20, 2020

Ukrainian Us

Loosely translated as I or me. The exact opposite of the collective we.

Donald used the Ukrainian Us when he asked Volodymyr to help us with investigations into his political rival.

by Johnny Donut December 21, 2019

Kavanova

A drunk and belligerent individual who routinely commits immoral acts in private settings while successfully maintaining a sterling public image.

I hope Brett’s kavanova lifestyle as a young man doesn’t hurt him at some point in the future.

by Johnny Donut September 28, 2018