Johnny Donut's definitions

Adoctorford

To put forth or reveal personal experiences, usually to one’s own detriment, in order to serve the larger good.

Christine was asked to adoctorford the events from that hot summer night in eighty two.

by Johnny Donut October 1, 2018

Rekurdican

An American political party created, defined and ultimately destroyed by the great and unmatched wisdom of their highest elected member.

A once proud political party was brought down by a Rekurdican administration and their many enablers.

by Johnny Donut October 8, 2019

Reputincan

An American conservative who not only relies on but welcomes foreign interference in a democratic society.

When Donald J. Trump asked Russia to find Hillary’s e-mails he became the first Reputincan in American history.

by Johnny Donut February 15, 2019

Imbleached

When one is removed quickly from a position of authority as if they were a lingering germ or virus on a high touch surface.

The sitting President was Imbleached after spouting insane theories on treatments and cures.

by Johnny Donut April 24, 2020

interidiot

An incompetent individual with perceived job skill levels well below advanced, intermediate or beginner.

When it came to executing his duties properly, Donald was quite the interidiot.

by Johnny Donut June 5, 2020

I’m not saying I’m just saying you know what I’m saying

The ability to successfully suggest an unpopular point of view without revealing a position of your own.

Mike didn’t like Donald’s plan so he hedged by telling his friends, “I’m not saying I’m just saying you know what I’m saying.”

by Johnny Donut June 26, 2020

boltness

A powerful well-placed individual who witnesses crimes being committed and refuses to testify because they want to write a book about those crimes later for personal profit.

John was considered a boltness when he refused to testify at the impeachment hearings.

by Johnny Donut June 17, 2020