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pussywhomp

originating in Bellville Texas by Johnny Woehst, "pussywhomp" was a term used to describe emokids. It can also be used to describe anything else that retains the qualitys of a person that is both a pussy and a whomp.
Russell: Damn John, what do you have against emokids?
John: They are a bunch of fuckin pussywhomps.
by Johnny March 15, 2005
mugGet the pussywhompmug.

Mullet

The most tragic haircut of all times.
Short and Spiked at the front, long and stringy at the back.

Became fashionable in the 1970's in former Soviet-Bloc Eastern Europe where every single Soccerplayer seemed to possess one.

Migrated to Western Europe and America in the 1980's where Hair Metal bands/fans and Wrestlers had them in abundance.

Exist even today in the enlightened 21st Century. More popular among the trailer trash set.
Billy Ray Cyrus had an astonishing wicked mullet in the Achy Breaky Heart video. Tied up of course, but a mullet nonetheless.

Eddie Guerrero had a shocking mullet up until 2 years ago.

There is a picture on mulletsgalore.com of a black Jazz musician from the 1920's with an Afro-Mullet. Quite possibly the scariest sight you will see!
by Johnny July 9, 2004
mugGet the Mulletmug.

a pipe

An alternative to a hole, otherwise know as ass hole, or bum hole, or anus, or shit hole.
You're such an a pipe
Stop being such an a pipe
by Johnny July 23, 2003
mugGet the a pipemug.

wsi

A poorly organized company. An example in infficiency.
The employee worked for a wsi
by johnny May 13, 2005
mugGet the wsimug.

3f

by johnny August 7, 2003
mugGet the 3fmug.

horrible geoffrey

when one gay man inserts closed scissors into the anus of another man then opened with outrageous force.
Craig was feeling experimental so Ace gave him a horrible geoffrey.
by Johnny March 12, 2004
mugGet the horrible geoffreymug.

Garva

1.) a power hungry peron

2.) One in a position of great authority, but not complete authority, so as to make backhanded insults at those he feels are below him, while keeping his tone at a safe level so as not to upset those in real power.

3.) Uneccessary snootiness or egotcentricity.
"Wow man, Jerry may be the boss' secretary, but he's a real Garva when it comes to TPS reports."
by Johnny April 14, 2006
mugGet the Garvamug.

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