Johnny 's definitions

chav

worse than Sars

comon enn! arrrr nok u awwt

by johnny October 29, 2003

nikandruprich

This word started being used in underground homosexual clubs in New York in 1984 as a way to describe inadequate penis size. It eventually evolved into what it means now...a sexual term for implanting crushed coke cans into one's rectum for pleasure.

"J.M. please nickandruprich me again and again...I love the blood."

by Johnny January 9, 2005

shugh

A bog; waterlogged ground. (N. Ireland)

It rained so much last summer that the back garden was one big shugh, hey.

by Johnny April 1, 2003

cuzzy

A close cousin who will always be by your side, even in difficult times.

No example is needed because no one will use this term ever.

by Johnny March 15, 2005

rab

adj. rad, cool, awesome.
n. a dance, possibly created by a guy named Rab.

coined by The Donnas, who sing it in a lot of their songs.

1. He's so glitchy, he's so cool. He's the rabbest in the school.
2. Come on, baby, let's rab.

by johnny September 22, 2004

Bdogg

the tightest-ass mofo in the entire fricking world.

Damn, you know Bdogg? He banged your mom and she loved.

by johnny December 19, 2003

white tornado

Solo dance move invented by two members of the Western Michigan University Lacrosse team.
To perform: cross hands, hold hands 4-6 inches above head, spin hands around head while spinning on dance floor.

I wanted to impress this babe so I broke out the white tornado.

by Johnny October 7, 2005