Johnny's definitions

nikandruprich

This word started being used in underground homosexual clubs in New York in 1984 as a way to describe inadequate penis size. It eventually evolved into what it means now...a sexual term for implanting crushed coke cans into one's rectum for pleasure.

"J.M. please nickandruprich me again and again...I love the blood."

by Johnny January 9, 2005

shitspoon face

Face a person makes when they are hatin' it. Looks like someone's trying to get them to eat a spoonful of shit.

Damn, Tom's got a shitspoon face. This can't be good.

by Johnny April 22, 2004

chav

worse than Sars

comon enn! arrrr nok u awwt

by johnny October 29, 2003

Schwicked

when countless monotonous hours are spent gazing at an online webforum, namely revscene, you try to boost your popularity by beginning to develop words that no one can understand.

guy1 - Have you met those two guys in the photo forum, azn angel and salar?!
guy2 - YEAH! they're fuckin schwicked!

by johnny March 11, 2005

cos

a term in Hebrew for "cup"

Miriam has a big cos.

by Johnny February 21, 2004

flying yamaguchi

The act in which a man jumps off an object higher than the spot where the woman is lying and lands with his penis directly inserting into her vagina. If it is a direct hit, both parties will have an instant orgasm simultaneously.

I jumped from the couch to the bed and fucked my girlfriend Flying Yamaguchi style.

by Johnny August 31, 2003

eulogy

the things people say in front of people wen sumone died. u tell people the good things about a person who past away. then u start cryin wen u say it and u make everybudy who listens to it cry.

my frend past away last nite. he was a good person. he never cussed and he never did anythin to hurt anybudy. all he cud do was laf and be happy and make others happy.

by johnny May 13, 2005