Definitions by JohnMakFan

Confused him 

Hanson wrote refuse into confused in his homework, but he was confused when he typed refuse, and he typed confused instead. Now we're more confused than him.

My friend wanted a piece of paper to draw on, in exchange he would give me 3 dollars but l confused him.

Student A: Should be refuse

All students: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Confused him by JohnMakFan January 10, 2021

ZhouPLIEAK Steven 

ZhouPLIEAK Steven is ZhouMAK Steven's nickname, first created by 8745. He is famous for dating SIX girls at the same time. He also makes weird hand gestures while doing stuff. Especially while doing presentations.

ZhouPLIEAK Steven tried slapping his face when doing a presentation.

Steven: Presentation Presentat...

Steven slaps his face.

All students: NONONONO SOMEONE HELP HIM

ZhouPLIEAK Steven by JohnMakFan January 10, 2021

Br Jude sequence

This is the sequence when Br Jude tells you to open your school bag and take out a piece of paper for 30 times.

Br Jude: What's your name?

Jason: Jason.

Br Jude: Oh...Jason a...

Br Jude: Open your school bag,

Br Jude: Take out a piece of paper,

Br Jude: 30 times.

(Br Jude sequence)

Br Jude sequence by JohnMakFan December 1, 2020

Br Jude 

Br Jude is the nicest teacher in LSC. Ever. According to Jasper, Br Jude doesn't speak in the lessons. Or more precisely, he talks in a way so advanced that we normal people can't understand. He found a way to solve this problem. In his lessons, he gives us videos to watch and tells us to self learn, when we can't understand the questions, he doesn't care. In the exams, we get low marks, he still doesn't care. We love this teacher so much!

(Br stands for Brother)

Br Jude lesson he gives out the test paper.

Br Jude: (calls our student numbers) Number thrie!

Number three goes out to get the test paper.

Br Jude: Number Dee!

All studnets: ???

Br Jude by JohnMakFan December 1, 2020

Edpuzzle

PURE TORTURE! Edpuzzle is where Simon Lo posts his 'science' videos. In the videos, He sings dan~dan~dan~ dan~dan~ dan~ dan~dan~ the school song, then pictures himself sitting on a chair and makes dumb jokes. This counts as homework, and you can't fast forward or use any way to make it go faster. His video is at least one and a half hour, and every 5 mins there will be a short question you have to answer, if you think you can walk away from your computer and chill, it's impossible.

Simon Lo(In whatsapp group): Edpuzzle in google classroom
Student A(In his head): NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Student A tells others there is Edpuzzle.

Students: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Edpuzzle by JohnMakFan November 13, 2020

🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴👐C 

This is a word used by Simon Lo in LSC. When a student doesn't hand in homework, he tells them to copy others' homework. If they don't listen, he will 🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴👐C them. 🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴👐C is murdering in chinese.

Student P: I forgot to hand in my homework.
Simon Lo: COPY OTHERS!!!
Student P: *doesn't care
After a while
Simon Lo: You don't do anything?!? 🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴👐C!!

🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴👐C by JohnMakFan November 12, 2020

No spine animal(Mak) 

No spine animal, or無脊椎動物in chinese, is a phrase used by John Mak in LSC to tell others they have a curved sitting posture. People getting told they are No spine animal might find it annoying, other students will laugh although they have no idea what is No spine animal.

Student A: sits in a poor posture
Mak: You are 無脊椎動物!!
Students: Ha ha!

No spine animal(Mak)

No spine animal(Mak) by JohnMakFan November 12, 2020