John y's definitions

stemwinder

Function: noun
Date: 1875
1 : a stem-winding watch
2 from the superiority of the stem-winding watch over the older key-wound watch : one that is first-rate of its kind; especially : a stirring speech

I dont have to worry about losing my watch key because my stem winder has one built in.

by John Y September 19, 2003

school house rocked

To beat an oppenent hands down with out much effort. An undisputed victory. See like it aint no thing

John school house rocked Kevin Arrow in an Email war.

by John Y November 19, 2003

flooded basement

same as the leaky roof except the recipient gags on the semen drops and vomits.

Jason got a flooded basement from David.

by John Y September 10, 2003

Jam Hands

1.A medical condition striking children that causes there hands to attract sticky substances and then deposit on just about everything.
2. The actual hands covered in the sticky substance

That bastard little kid got his damn jam hands on my cd.

by John Y December 6, 2003

smore

1. a snack made by toasting a marshmallow and putting it between two graham crackers and chocolate.
2.After anal sex, the semen leaks out of the anus with liquid poop and smears between the buttcheeks.

Last week jenny was walking down the hall and suddenly she had this look on her face. She totaly had a smore.

by John Y February 9, 2004

Snazzy

To look very good

John looked snazzy in his new leather jacket.

by John Y November 19, 2003

leaky roof

See flooded basement

by John Y September 10, 2003