John john's definitions

shoesmith

A bad ass who stops for nothing. Loves to have fun and won't stop their goals for anything.

Man, that guy is a Shoesmith.

by John john December 4, 2013

adamthehorse

HORSE motherfuckers. Don't say shit to Adam, you might regret ever living. Some hobbies of his are punching through concrete, eating shards of glass, and branding himself. Even his own mom approaches him with caution.

"Adam! Don't!"
"Fuck you mom! You're sandwiches SUCK!"
NOW SHES DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!

Talk about suave; "bethesda's best" fucks any girl HE WANTS. Last week there was a LINE. Girls even call his room "The Rodeo".

Guy 1- Who is that?
Guy 2- I dono for sure, but my sister calls him King Adam
Guy 1- Yea same...

by john john March 20, 2005

coke and a smile

naked woman and a coca cola

Man, I had a coke and a smile last night, it looked right.

by John John October 17, 2003

full mast

A mammoth man who walks with an awkward limp. Also, 1/2 mast for a smaller version and tits mast edition for one with man titties.

Damn, did you see full mast. He just walked by that little midget asian kid. He has to be atleast triple his size.

by john john November 30, 2004

terd

a piece of shit mouse or hamster shit

kyle is a retarded is a terd

by john john June 14, 2003

PIMP

paper in my pocket

I'm a PIMP

by John John October 17, 2003

hog roast

wen u tie a girl up and gag her then put her on ur pork pole and hook dat bitch up

wow man i hog roasted matt orth

by john john January 3, 2005