artistic expression used to describe the latest flood of cookie cutter songs from every current-era female pop musician. Recognizable by the usual accompaniment of pianos or violins, these are the songs that are inducing the collective menstrual cycles of the radio free world. Although usually reserved for female musicians, the term can, in some instances, be applied to the critique of male musicians if the estrogen level is deemed beyond the “Seminal Trappings” term assigned to the same music.
Female: Recently, while watching VH1, I found myself really enjoying the Vaginal Moanings of Sara Bareilles and Taylor Swift.
Male: Recently, while watching VH1, I found myself really enjoying the Vaginal Moanings of James Blunt.
Male: Recently, while watching VH1, I found myself really enjoying the Vaginal Moanings of James Blunt.
by John Wesley February 07, 2008
The latent energy frustration built up by your mouse by looking at porn in much the same way it gets built up in you.
by John Wesley February 09, 2008
The bitch in the back seat on a road trip that will not shut the fuck up about what is on the radio but also thinks dance music is required to play no matter what the occasion or where you are going.
backseat DJ: "i wanna shake my booty!!!!"
driver: "shut the fuck up, it's 5a.m. and we are going to the airport."
driver: "shut the fuck up, it's 5a.m. and we are going to the airport."
by John Wesley February 12, 2008
A member of the Fire Department whose only apparent job is to stand in the front yard of the scene with arms crossed, otherwise not doing a damn thing.
by John Wesley February 09, 2008
pronounced "my-mac" Musically Induced Menstrual Cycle. Whether male or female, this is a sudden, uncontrollable menstrual cycle from listening to the Vaginal Moanings or Seminal Trapping genre of music.
by John Wesley February 07, 2008
Honest to God only having a full tank of gas, a half a pack of cigarettes, its night and wearing sunglasses while being at a minimum 106 miles from Chicago or anywhere else. Generally, taking a roadtrip with little or nothing to your name for survival.
by John Wesley February 12, 2008
A University of Alabama football fan (Roll Tide) known for their unique blend of retardedness and extreme obnoxiousness when it comes to pinning their adult hopes and dreams on teenage boys.
1. Hey man... did you see that awesome Alabama game?
2. You Roll Tard
1. But we wiped the field with them and won by like 3 points.
2. Still a Roll Tard.
2. You Roll Tard
1. But we wiped the field with them and won by like 3 points.
2. Still a Roll Tard.
by John Wesley September 10, 2008