John Wesley's definitions

RTFQ2

RTFQ(squared). Testing instructions to Read The Fucking Question Twice.

If you're not sure about it, RTFQ2

by John Wesley March 5, 2008

Yard Gnome

A member of the Fire Department whose only apparent job is to stand in the front yard of the scene with arms crossed, otherwise not doing a damn thing.

I had to drag the hose around the Yard Gnome on my way into the house fire.

by John Wesley February 9, 2008

Vollie

Volunteer Firefighter. Characterized by their custom maltese cross back window sticker and general disregard for driving safety while using their "flashers". Can also be spotted easily "off duty" (wal-mart, sonic, dollar general) wearing parts of their on-duty clothes and overtly apparent pagers. Most have a wallet badge and emergency trauma bag in their back seat containing just enough shit to get them in a slightly worse situation than they already are.

I had a fender bender and 2 Vollies stopped and held c-spine on me. Needless to say, I didn't panic and "felt" like I would be OK, mostly because they told me I would.

by John Wesley February 9, 2008

Dildopotamus

A dildo so large, one could find easier ways of inserting a hippo instead. Usually a gag gift, but you know if they make it somebody can sure the hell use it. As a derogatory remark, something (person, animal, thing, etc.) may be called a Dildopotamus in reference to the fact that besides looking like a dick, otherwise, they are useless.

I ordered some sex toys off the internet and they left this giant dildopotamus on my doorstep.

If you dont quit calling things a dildopotamus in front of the baby, shes going to wind up saying it.

by John Wesley February 13, 2008

Boobie Dots

Titties. Breasts. Boobs. Hooters. Fun Bags.

Quit staring at my boobie dots.

by John Wesley February 13, 2008

NF2A2

NF(squared)A(squared). Abbreviation used to describe something thats No Fucking Fun At All.

This trip is really nf2a2.

by John Wesley March 5, 2008

Bats on the Booty

Having so much extra "granny" panty fabric under your pants, it looks like a bat flew into your ass right before you pulled your pants up over it.

Check out the Bats on the Booty under that girls pants.

She'd be hot if she didn't have Bats on the Booty.

by John Wesley February 9, 2008