Definitions by John Wesley

Terry Weed 

Central Alabama marijuana so strong, one toke can take down an entire boat crew. Characterized by foul odor, foul taste, hydroponically grown with magic frog urine and laced with cat tranquilizers. Typically found in the "Skeeter Leg".

When everyone came up missing, I went to the back of the boat and found them all passed out from smoking Terry Weed.

Terry Weed by John Wesley February 9, 2008

Cot Jockey 

Ambulance driver. Usually characterized by their NREMT patch and window decal. Can also be spotted easily "off duty" (wal-mart, sonic, dollar general) wearing parts of their on-duty clothes and overtly apparent pager.

It took 2 crews of cot jockeys to load their fat ass in that ambulance.

Cot Jockey by John Wesley February 9, 2008

Vollie 

Volunteer Firefighter. Characterized by their custom maltese cross back window sticker and general disregard for driving safety while using their "flashers". Can also be spotted easily "off duty" (wal-mart, sonic, dollar general) wearing parts of their on-duty clothes and overtly apparent pagers. Most have a wallet badge and emergency trauma bag in their back seat containing just enough shit to get them in a slightly worse situation than they already are.

I had a fender bender and 2 Vollies stopped and held c-spine on me. Needless to say, I didn't panic and "felt" like I would be OK, mostly because they told me I would.

Vollie by John Wesley February 9, 2008

blue mouse balls 

The latent energy frustration built up by your mouse by looking at porn in much the same way it gets built up in you.

Thats the worst case of blue mouse balls ive ever seen.

blue mouse balls by John Wesley February 9, 2008

Bats on the Booty 

Having so much extra "granny" panty fabric under your pants, it looks like a bat flew into your ass right before you pulled your pants up over it.

Check out the Bats on the Booty under that girls pants.

She'd be hot if she didn't have Bats on the Booty.

Bats on the Booty by John Wesley February 9, 2008

Transmissional Homosexuality

A condition where the more professional a person tries to sound on a two-way radio, the gayer it comes out.

Transmissional Homosexuality: Engine Company is on the scene
Dispatch: FABULOUS!!

Transmissional Homosexuality by John Wesley February 9, 2008

German Steamer 

Pile of shit left for you to step on in your yard by a Dachsund.

Son of a bitch, thats a fresh german steamer I nearly stepped in.

German Steamer by John Wesley February 9, 2008