John Superman's definitions

qwertymail

The fake email name used when signing up for websites. Usually created by mashing your hands on the keyboard then adding "@yahoo.com".

Guy 1: "Dude, this porn site wants my email address before I can see the premium stuff..."

Guy 2: "Screw that, man. Just use a qwertymail address..."

Guy 1: "Of course! [e-mail] it is!"

by John Superman November 28, 2013

aaaaaaaaaaargh!

The sound one makes when falling off a cliff.

Sarah: "Kevin, be careful! You're very near the edge."

Kevin: "aaaaaaaaaaargh!"

by John Superman December 6, 2013

snake shake

The traditional act of shaking one's penis after urination in order to expel the last drops of urine.

"Dude, you've got a massive wet patch on the front of your pants! You've pissed yourself!"

"Oh no! I knew I'd forgotten the snake shake!"

by John Superman December 6, 2013

Thanksgiving

A celebratory holiday in the USA that no one else outside the USA quite understands.

British Person: "So Thanksgiving is basically just another Christmas? Do you get presents?"

Irish Person: "What sort of holiday takes place on a Thursday?"

Australian person: What? You eat marshmallows at the same time as turkey?

Chinese person: Is this gigantic Snoopy balloon some sort of Thanksgiving spirit animal?

by John Superman November 29, 2013

Giving them the Boris

The act of avoiding social interaction with strangers on the street - particularly chuggers - by pretending you are from another country & don't speak English.

Chugger: "Hello mate!!! Have you got a minute?!"

You, continuing walking & giving them the Boris: "Ja n'ya comprendé vous. Ich bin sorry, tovarisch..."

by John Superman December 6, 2013

instalebrity

Someone who believes they are famous due to having high numbers of Instagram followers.

Jared: "Yeah, so my last photo got over 60,000 likes. Jayzombie & I are, like, totally best friends. People just seem to totally appreciate my Art. It just speaks to them, i guess..."

Customer: "Just give me my damn latte, you pathetic instalebrity."

by John Superman November 28, 2013

Christmass

The mass of Jesus Christ. Approximately 63kg.

John 17:12 "The Christmass was that of an average man, not fat, for he was pious & consumed donuts sparingly."

by John Superman December 7, 2013