John Smith's definitions

Weaksauce

calling one "weak sauce" compares an individual to the "mild" sauce found at Taco Bell; weak, insignificant, attempting to be like the other hot sauces, but not living up to expectations.

"Dude, that papercut was some weaksauce bs."

by John Smith April 9, 2006

insurance company whore

one who gains insurance company dollars by using there profession to deceive

That disablities exspert was a real insurance company whore.

by john smith March 31, 2003

Parimal

Excessive user of the suffix "zilla" and constant tell of bad jokes eg."you can't go wrong making a right turn".
One who is Parimal is the only one who things that they are funny.

You are such a Parimal (meaning your not funny)

by John Smith August 16, 2004

Towzzer

Towzzer is a extremely annoying american.

"Towzzer wouldn't stop licking me"

by John Smith August 12, 2004

John Smith

pseudonym most used to "shake" the FBI

FBI Agent: Sir, are you Crackhead Pete?
Crackhead Pete: Uh... no... my name is uh... John Smith.
FBI Agent: Sir, your black.
Crackhead Pete: WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN, YOU RACIST PRICK!?!?!

by John Smith May 13, 2005

penis breathe

when a chick or guy has sucked to much cock that their breathe stinks of some bad cock.

jared,luke.o and sluts and gay fags

by john smith November 26, 2003

mcjob

NOUN Slang. A job, usually in the retail or service sector, that is low paying, often temporary, and offers minimal or no benefits or opportunity for promotion.

by John Smith July 3, 2003