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by john smith June 9, 2004
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Waherda

It's the way white people say "word" when they are making fun of black people. Most commonly found on the basketball court by white kids with head bands, arm bands, and finger bands with no left hand and glasses.
Waherda man, I saw that dawg be trippin' on da court when he be foulin' you my ni... I mean brotha!
by John Smith June 26, 2004
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dussy

Noun- A man's pussy ( a tranny)
Verb- cut a man's dick off.
Example 1(noun). Lealin has a dussy. He needs to wear jeans because he is having his deriod.

Example 2(noun). Dr. James performed the first dussy operation. He was puking the whole time.

Example 3(verb). If you touch me again, I'm gonna dussy you!
by JOhn Smith September 30, 2004
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gorbasm

The feeling that the American, and general western liberal elites in the media, politics and academia get when they contemplate all the actions of Mikhail Gorbachev--the man they credit with bringing peace to the world, mostly since they hate Ronald Reagan (That cowboy!) too much to credit him with the fall of the Soviet Union. Whether or not they see that development as a bad thing is another story in itself...
A Gorbasm, ladies & gentlemen, is fake. A Gorbasm is a phony feeling of bliss and euphoria. Mikhail Gorbachev was credited by the media, and by many liberals in this country, with preserving the peace and security of the planet threatened by warmonger Ronald Reagan, and with bringing freedom to Eastern Europe and what used to be the Soviet Union.

To me, the Reagan defense buildup showed that we could maintain a world-class defense and a first-class economy, and the Soviets crumbled trying to keep up.

The time for worldwide jubilation was the day the USSR disintegrated. Gorbachev’s ouster has given the best reason in the world to have that one final, but sincere, Gorbasm. For now that the communist regime has imploded, there truly is a chance for lasting peace.
by John Smith October 14, 2004
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Miso

Some kind of soup I've never had before. Sean Connery's favorite type of food.
Alex Trebek: Any food item, it really doesn't matter. Just a food. Let's see what you put.
Sean Connery wrote, "What is miso". Very good! The first correctly answered question of the day, miso is a kind of soup. And he wagered.. horny. Miso. Horny.
Sean Connery: AHAHAHAHAH I GOT YA GOOD THAT TIME TRRRREBEK!
by John Smith October 17, 2004
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koro

A word i heard in my pyschology lesson from my teacher sam rogers. It is the disease in which the penis grows inward causing spontaneous combustion
it was cold, alex noticed that his penis had started to shrink, his penis then went inside himself and he died.
by john smith November 9, 2004
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Britain

A country by which all others set their standards. For such a small nation it's economic and political power is immense. Most things that were worth inventing were invented by the British including football (soccer for you Yanks) and spotted Dick. God save the Queen!
Bill "Hey John, i think Britain is a much better country than the U.S."

John "I agree, it's not full of wankers for a start"
by John Smith November 11, 2004
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