John Matt's definitions

Maphel

Person with both a penis and a vagina.

Person who shall remain nameless is a MAPH! (shorten verison of maphel)

by John Matt June 17, 2003

The Play

Incomplete play E.A.G.L.E.S. program never completed about Star Wars.

Lets go work on the play...or lets not.

by John Matt June 19, 2003

Shh Quipish

Sound a whip makes; Abb.- *sq*

Shh quipish shh quipish shh quipish shh quipish!

by John Matt June 19, 2003

Cool-intionary

This website when I'm done with it.

Man this dictionary is a cool-intionary now!

by John Matt June 19, 2003

irlomn

Abb. for "I R laughing out my nose"; used in chat rooms

That was really funny! irlomn

by John Matt June 19, 2003

Pump

To get jiggy with someone; the act of having sex with another person or object(a cone for example)

Uhhh uhhh pump it pump it!

by John Matt June 19, 2003

Mee Tau

Less squeezeable form of squee tau-not as tender as squee tau.

Milk them mee taus Brundun!

by John Matt June 17, 2003