John Korkin's definitions

The Notebook

A notebook filled with something horribly unspeakable, Donald defends this with his life and will kill any who attempt to open it.

"Once someone looked in the notebook, the Don killed them."

by John Korkin November 3, 2025

The Rash

A deadly pathogen which originates in Korkin City, and comes from bed rotting 24/7, always strikes just before you were about to lock in, there is no cure, and it might be fake.

"I heard of some guy who got the rash? What happened to him?"
"Oh that guy? He never gets on anymore, rots in bed 24/7, and always complains about it now."
"Is the rash even real?"

by John Korkin June 15, 2025

Doggycorkus

A moth like humanoid who always is attracted to discord streams, and gunshots in rainbow six siege.

"sup doggycorkus."
"sup mate."

by John Korkin June 7, 2025

E

The letter on the scale when the true weight is too large.

"What's the weight on that scale?"
"E."

by John Korkin June 7, 2025

Korkilation

A revelation of the Korkin variety, in relation to the Korkin Kingdom.

"Give me korkilations, please."
"Of course sir; (*insert korkin wisdom here*)

by John Korkin June 7, 2025

Kingshit

Things only king can do

"Flying? In real life? That's kingshit."

by John Korkin June 7, 2025

Korkin

Ancient-secret kingdom which only the best of the best can go to.

"Have you heard of Korkin?" "Yeah, that place is legendary."

by John Korkin June 7, 2025