Definitions by John Korkin

Larper

A person who pretends to be something or apart of something they are not. Most frequently used online with individuals who pretend to be part of a fandom, but have never read or watched the source material.

"You know Donald?"
"yeah."
"He's a larper, he has never watched or read anything."
"But I thought he liked chainsaw man?"
"He's never watched that."

Larper by John Korkin May 24, 2026

The Notebook

A notebook filled with something horribly unspeakable, Donald defends this with his life and will kill any who attempt to open it.

"Once someone looked in the notebook, the Don killed them."

The Notebook by John Korkin November 3, 2025

The Rash 

A deadly pathogen which originates in Korkin City, and comes from bed rotting 24/7, always strikes just before you were about to lock in, there is no cure, and it might be fake.

"I heard of some guy who got the rash? What happened to him?"
"Oh that guy? He never gets on anymore, rots in bed 24/7, and always complains about it now."
"Is the rash even real?"

The Rash by John Korkin June 15, 2025

Doggycorkus

A moth like humanoid who always is attracted to discord streams, and gunshots in rainbow six siege.

"sup doggycorkus."
"sup mate."

Doggycorkus by John Korkin June 7, 2025

E 

The letter on the scale when the true weight is too large.

"What's the weight on that scale?"
"E."

E by John Korkin June 7, 2025

Korkilation 

A revelation of the Korkin variety, in relation to the Korkin Kingdom.

"Give me korkilations, please."
"Of course sir; (*insert korkin wisdom here*)

Korkilation by John Korkin June 7, 2025

Kingshit 

Things only king can do

"Flying? In real life? That's kingshit."

Kingshit by John Korkin June 7, 2025