John Gaskell's definitions

hireys

English Currency. Money

" I wanted tae get rotten but I've no got dae Hireys "

by John Gaskell March 7, 2004

silky's

A pair of skin-tight silk track suit bottoms usually with 1 or 2 bold stripes running down each side. Common in area's such as Middlesborough or Flintshire etc.

" fuck me arrr kid, these silks are TOO fuckin tight, do ye wan em?"

by John Gaskell February 11, 2004

Cowpin'

Slang meaning to have sex

" I've got a few Dirts round at ours lad, I'm be doin' loads of Cowpin'!!"

by John Gaskell May 28, 2004

Sledging

To protrude your jaw outwards whilst rolling your eyes back into your head. Common in hot/humid nightclubs were a lot of people are dancing on Ecstasy.
also: gurn

" eh lad!! pick your fuckin jaw up off the deck and lets get to fuck, I'm fuckin hot as"

by John Gaskell February 11, 2004

Stroke Face

A Term used when a male gives a female a major facial i.e wacks off onto her Ricky Gervais and some hits her lip and she makes a weird face letting half her lip hand down thus making her look like she's had a stroke

" I burst out laughing when I gave her the money shot, she had a full-on Stroke Face

by John Gaskell March 24, 2004

Fat Eyed

A Cannabis induced state causing your eyes to go red and fat looking, your eyelids to cover half the eyeball and your mouth to stay in a permantly fixed grin

(LAD A walks through Liverpool City Centre on his own Fat Eyed)
LAD A: " everyone knows I'm Blitzed, they're all looking at me, this is horrible "

by John Gaskell March 21, 2004

Stinker

An ugly female, usually fat with an Overbite. Undesirable to the male species.

" I fuckin hate Fat Stinkers but I fuckin seem to love em when I'm Bladdered. "

by John Gaskell April 1, 2004