John Gaskell's definitions

trebags

Training or running shoes, namely Reebok Classic

" have ye seen me new Trebags kid? there fuckin shit hot aren't they muck? "

by John Gaskell March 7, 2004

Stinker

An ugly female, usually fat with an Overbite. Undesirable to the male species.

" I fuckin hate Fat Stinkers but I fuckin seem to love em when I'm Bladdered. "

by John Gaskell April 1, 2004

Lamp The Stinker

A Term used when a group of male friends are desperately trying to fuck a group of female friends,but,amongst the female group is a stinker (an undesireable girl). Thus A member of the male group needs to 'Lamp The Stinker' in order to get the rest of girly group to follow suit. Also: 'Fall on the Grenade'

" oh my word, look at them fuckin shit hot girls in the corner!, fuck me one of them is a bit rough though, who's turn is it to Lamp The Sticker? "

by John Gaskell March 31, 2004

Gutted

A Slang Word meaning Disapointed.

" I was with a girl all night Gettin Into her and I had a full-on rock cock the for the whole night, right at the end when I was fingering her, just about to pull her kecks all the way down, her fuckin door goes and its her fuckin mum, YOU CUNT!! I was Gutted

by John Gaskell March 31, 2004

Gettin' Into

A Prodedure usually known as Kissing or French Kissing.Also: Tapping Off,Making Out,Kopping off etc.

" Who the fuck was that bird you were Gettin' Into? Boris Karloff's Lad? "

by John Gaskell March 31, 2004

tagnut

A small rounded off piece of excriment that clings on to the hair around the bumhole. Can only be removed with thumb and index finger,thus, creating quite a stink

GIRL: " ooohh, you dirty boy, lick me bumhole too"
LAD: " FUCK!!!! you dirty bitch, not only do you have a hairy arse but its full of Tagnuts"
GIRL: "pick em off for us then"
LAD: " get to fuck, put your Clobber back on and leave quietly before I punch your cunt in"

by John Gaskell March 6, 2004

Bang Out

A Phrase meaning to punch someone, to Bang Out.

" if you don't shut ye fuckin Grid in the next 2 seconds I'm gonna fuckin Bang you Out! "

by John Gaskell April 8, 2004