Definitions by John Gaskell
Birko
A person from Birkenhead often people get confused who live elsewhere in the country by the accent and think they're Scousers but the attire of a Birko suggests otherwise i.e the male usually sports an 80's mustache with a bright red Adidas track suit and blue felt Reebok Classic (the ones your mam used to wear for Aerobics class) and a skinhead with a fringe down to their eyes. The female usually sports skin tight pink Plazzy skirt with a dirty white top with 'squeeze me tits ye dorty bastad' felt letters on it
Birko by John Gaskell March 23, 2004
Skol
LAD A: " want a can? "
LAD B: " go ed then, I need a hair of the dog "
LAD A: " get your mouth round this bad boy "
(produces a can of Skol)
LAD B: " you can go & get fucked, I thought you were a mate, thats us finished I'm off down the Gauntlet "
LAD B: " go ed then, I need a hair of the dog "
LAD A: " get your mouth round this bad boy "
(produces a can of Skol)
LAD B: " you can go & get fucked, I thought you were a mate, thats us finished I'm off down the Gauntlet "
Skol by John Gaskell March 21, 2004
Fat Eyed
A Cannabis induced state causing your eyes to go red and fat looking, your eyelids to cover half the eyeball and your mouth to stay in a permantly fixed grin
(LAD A walks through Liverpool City Centre on his own Fat Eyed)
LAD A: " everyone knows I'm Blitzed, they're all looking at me, this is horrible "
LAD A: " everyone knows I'm Blitzed, they're all looking at me, this is horrible "
Fat Eyed by John Gaskell March 21, 2004
Stella Artois
A Reassuringly expensive Lager of 5.2& abv. Turns a fellow from a small biscuit arsed dweeb into a kebab munchin groch, willing to pagger with anyone who doesn't agree with him.
" call forth the power of 9 Stella's and I'll bail you out of the Bridewell if you haven't caused too much trouble "
Stella Artois by John Gaskell March 21, 2004
Gaffet
" I went to University and had to leave because it was jam packed wall to wall with Gaffets, not Nice & Laughin
Gaffet by John Gaskell March 21, 2004
Super
LAD A: " I'm fuckin really sorry lad, I'd had 7 Super's "
LAD B: " yeh I know but, tryin to finger me mum, thats out of order lad!"
LAD A: "I can't remember, I'm fuckin sorry"
LAD B: "It's not good enough ye cunt "
LAD A: "Do ye fancy a pint? "
LAD B: "Alright then cunt, thats a good start "
LAD B: " yeh I know but, tryin to finger me mum, thats out of order lad!"
LAD A: "I can't remember, I'm fuckin sorry"
LAD B: "It's not good enough ye cunt "
LAD A: "Do ye fancy a pint? "
LAD B: "Alright then cunt, thats a good start "
Super by John Gaskell March 20, 2004
Nice & Laughin'
A state of extreme happiness mainly due to a large amount of money coming ones way,a good sexual encounter or a nice high from a variety of drugs
Nice & Laughin' by John Gaskell March 20, 2004