John Gaskell's definitions

Lou Reed

Amphetamine Sulphate. Also: Speed, Billy Wizz.

" I feel absolutley fuckin hurt off the Lou Reed, I've been up for 2 days and I'm goin to get pissed up just so I can sleep for a bit, are you coming the Gauntlet? "

by John Gaskell March 8, 2004

Overbite

A girl with large Goofy teeth, usually completely ruins her appearance with a shame if she has a nice body but I'm known to overlook this kind of Blemish when I'm fairly tanked

" she had a bit of an overbite but I redeemed the situation by takin her from behind Nice & Laughin!! "

by John Gaskell March 29, 2004

Nice & Laughin'

A state of extreme happiness mainly due to a large amount of money coming ones way,a good sexual encounter or a nice high from a variety of drugs

" I'm was out all weekend with that Tax Rebate money, fanny everywhere. Nice & Laughin'!! "

by John Gaskell March 20, 2004

Farting Terms

A Milestone in a new relationship were both parties male and female feel at ease when breaking wind in front of one another thus getting quite accustomed to it.

" you've been with that bird for time and your not even on Farting Terms yet, do you have to go the bathroom every time you need to rasp? "

by John Gaskell April 8, 2004

Crogger

A way in which two people can travel on a bike at the same time,one sitting on the seat and the other sitting on the handlebar with their legs hanging down by the front wheel

" giz a crogger down the chippy "

by John Gaskell May 15, 2005

Gutted

A Slang Word meaning Disapointed.

" I was with a girl all night Gettin Into her and I had a full-on rock cock the for the whole night, right at the end when I was fingering her, just about to pull her kecks all the way down, her fuckin door goes and its her fuckin mum, YOU CUNT!! I was Gutted

by John Gaskell March 31, 2004

Lamp The Stinker

A Term used when a group of male friends are desperately trying to fuck a group of female friends,but,amongst the female group is a stinker (an undesireable girl). Thus A member of the male group needs to 'Lamp The Stinker' in order to get the rest of girly group to follow suit. Also: 'Fall on the Grenade'

" oh my word, look at them fuckin shit hot girls in the corner!, fuck me one of them is a bit rough though, who's turn is it to Lamp The Sticker? "

by John Gaskell March 31, 2004