John Gaskell's definitions

Crogger

A way in which two people can travel on a bike at the same time,one sitting on the seat and the other sitting on the handlebar with their legs hanging down by the front wheel

" giz a crogger down the chippy "

by John Gaskell May 15, 2005

Fanny Boff

Similar to fanny fart when engaging or after engaging in sexual intercourse the fanny lets all the compressed air out that you've banged up it thus making a fart or boff sound, usually quite fucking funny I might add

" hahaha you dirty scrut stop fanny boffing all over the place "

by John Gaskell May 15, 2005

Takey

A Word meaning to give one a ride on the seat of a Bicycle. Also: Seater, Croger and ET

" Giz a Takey down the offy "

by John Gaskell March 24, 2004

wrong-un

Someone who is just wrong either a sex case,nonce or similar

" the Taff is a wrong-un, spends his rent money on skin mags and 1.50p texts, won't be long until he's up in court again "

by John Gaskell April 30, 2006

swedge

To Fight with another person(S). To Swedge.

" I went doon tae the fitba at Easter Road and ended up in a massive Swedge after the Game "

by John Gaskell March 7, 2004

Nib of Wab

A small bum-nut of Cannabis Resin, usually around a pipe's worth or maybe two small ones.

" Do you wanna hit a pipe? I've got a Nib of Wab left from last nights episode "

by John Gaskell March 24, 2004

leathered

To get badly hurt and subsequently lose in a fight.Also: Paggered, Battered, Kicked in, Cunt Kicked In, fucked up

" I got fuckin Leathered last night, my jaw got well and truly rapped "

by John Gaskell March 8, 2004