John Doe's definitions

Icicle

When the blood vessels in one's penis freeze while erect upon entering an extremely cold environment.

Dude, I went outside to piss, and came back with the biggest icicle.

by John Doe January 24, 2005

Drunkacquaintances

When you two people are only friends when they are absolutely wasted.

Did you hear Josh and Rebecca hooked up? They've never spoken before.

No idiot. They're drunkacquaintances.

by John Doe April 9, 2021

Toothless crackwhore

A whore that is toothless and excepts crack as a pay off.

I just had sex with a toothless crackwhore

by John Doe May 26, 2004

ahad

defines hedonism : a person who lives live for sole plesure

snoop dogg - money + weed sqaured

by John Doe October 21, 2004

harbdoggery

A demonstration of an utter lack of creativity

Another stupid parody? Damnit, you need to stop this harbdoggery.

by John Doe November 24, 2003

dekal

Northside Chicago graffiti writer down with the DSI and GOG crews.

I saw a Dekal tag today.

by John Doe April 13, 2005

keune

obese child who constantly bitches.

Shut up, Keune.

by John Doe April 29, 2004