114 definitions by John Doe

Name given to staff and owners of spoono.com.
Damn spoontards crashed the server once again!
by John Doe August 16, 2004
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A somewhat unintelligent chinese cross breed, known to live in mountains and survive off bread crumbs tossed by tourists. Originally thought to have started as the result of a sperm cell implantation in the majestic evil labs of Dr. Zerteg! Here lies the clans only true means of reproduction. That of artifically implanting sperm cells in unattentive female bypassers. Annually as part of a ritual, tribal members run into to town and steal notebook computers, often latter attempting to hack into labrotories of the United States government. In their spare time clan members enjoy playing rpgs such was worms armeggedon and runscape. This brings them great excitement and they sometimes even accidently orgasm over their computer keyboards.
"Your so dumb, you look like a Shemily Gumby!"
by John Doe June 14, 2003
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A girl that is sexually attractive.
Pretty, cute, beautiful, sexy.
To be hot, a girl has to be, in my opinion:
1. Thin(not fat)
2. Reasonably sized boobs contribute to hotness
3. I prefer blonde haired women but brown, black hair, etc. is fine
4. Pretty face
5. Smooth skin (light tan)
6. Nice butt
7. Tight clothes (less clothe the better)
Briana Banks is the hottest porn star ever!
Britney Spears is a hot singer
That blonde girl is so hot!
How much hotter could she be?
by John Doe January 22, 2004
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A girl who only engages in lesbian acts with her friends.
I hate that girl she is such a fresbian she wont even play with my happy button!
by John Doe March 5, 2005
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A Bubble of Air Formed From The Outer Vaginal Skin Area.
I Fucked That Bitch So Hard, Her Pussy Was Quiefing
by John Doe May 27, 2004
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