Definitions by John Doe

tas

1. to take a shit
2. shit
synonym: drop the bomb

1. man i just tassed all over my sheets - derek
2. holy h4x! omf tas! kthxbi - akira

tas by john doe September 29, 2003

miak 

A flamable liquid.

Got miak?

miak by john doe August 22, 2003

Bitchizzle 

To act in the manner of a street whore

Bitchizzle my nizzle

Bitchizzle by John Doe August 8, 2003

Evil Windu 

One bad arse Marine.

Evil Windu by John Doe July 27, 2003

twater 

The juice emitted from a woman's vagina when she is sexually stimulated.

Damn girl, can I get a glass of that twater?

twater by John Doe July 19, 2003

SA 

"Smart-Ass"

Hey, whats up SA?

SA by John Doe July 1, 2003

Shemily Gumby 

A somewhat unintelligent chinese cross breed, known to live in mountains and survive off bread crumbs tossed by tourists. Originally thought to have started as the result of a sperm cell implantation in the majestic evil labs of Dr. Zerteg! Here lies the clans only true means of reproduction. That of artifically implanting sperm cells in unattentive female bypassers. Annually as part of a ritual, tribal members run into to town and steal notebook computers, often latter attempting to hack into labrotories of the United States government. In their spare time clan members enjoy playing rpgs such was worms armeggedon and runscape. This brings them great excitement and they sometimes even accidently orgasm over their computer keyboards.

"Your so dumb, you look like a Shemily Gumby!"

Shemily Gumby by John Doe June 14, 2003