John Crump's definitions

Turtrunk

1.(Verb)To shit in one’s ass and fist them till it come out the other end

2.(Noun)An individual who’s a piece of shit or an asshole

1.How about you go Turtrunk your faggy girlfriend

2.Shut up Turtrunk

by John Crump July 15, 2025

Gunje

Verb

To suck your own penis with your tongue stuck up urethra then sucking up and spitting semen in and out of your balls until you’re pleased.

Me and my friend tried having a gunje off until one of us eventually suffocated

by John Crump March 31, 2025

Grunping

The act of kidnapping and creampieing a stray dog, cat, and 24 goldfish from your nearest petsmart after raping all the workers there fatally. After the cum massacre you kill the filled up dog and shove a live cat up it’s ass then shove the 24 live goldfish into the cat’s ass until it suffocates from the goldfish and the dead dog’s shit.Then you fuck the dead cat and during this process the cat will slide into the dog’s stomach along with the 24 fish inside the cat. Once the massacre is completed you chomp up the animal clusterfuck in a meat grinder and slowly boil the meat until it is shit brown. You then eat the evil meat and take a dead hooker out from under your bed. When the body is ready you eat the hooker out until you vomit and then continue to eat out the vomit pussy until you die.

I-I fucking watched Jerry start Grunping the place up

by John Crump July 30, 2025

Ku Klux Kunting

The act of fingering or fucking the cunt while being extremely racist

I was Ku Klux Kunting my black girlfriend last night
Did you call her the n slur?
More than 400 times

by John Crump July 21, 2025

Suicide Blumpkin

The act of sucking your own dick while shitting until a turd flies out the bowl into your eye penetrating your brain, killing you

Poor Larry couldn’t take it anymore and performed a suicide blumpkin on himself

by John Crump March 31, 2025

Turtrunker

An individual who preforms the act of Turtrunking or can be referred to as a Turtrunk

Shut up, Turtrunker

by John Crump July 15, 2025

Turt Runk

A stupid dumb induvial who shits in bird carcasses and eats them, then once the shit bird is digested is then shat into a small, dead, pregnant child. You then slowly stick cactus needles into your dick and once the blood drips onto your balls you shoot reds down the body's shit filled throat until the shit is in their stomach. Once the shit is in the body's stomach you impregnant the dead fetus inside the corpse. During this process shit will come out of the corpse's many holes and all over your body until you bust. If done successfully the body will blow up into a bloody, shit filled cum mess. The dead fetus will survive this process and can be used as a condom for future use.

That man is a motherfucking Turt Runk

by John Crump July 13, 2025