Definitions by John Burke

Kabbalah 

1. Body of mystical teachings of rabbinical origin, often based on an esoteric interpretation of the Hebrew Scriptures.

2. A secret doctrine resembling these teachings

Want to know about the Jewish religion? Go read the Kabbalah!

Kabbalah by John Burke April 13, 2004

sandy pelican 

while fucking a chick on the beach, taking your skin baton out, stickin it in the sand then right back into her bearded clam!

I love sandy pelicans!

sandy pelican by John Burke November 22, 2003