i was about to say

1. A phrase used at the end of a fragmented sentence; Usually as a threat or warning. Mostly used by blacks and ghetto whites.

also see: 'i wuz 'bout ta say'

2. A polite phrase to use after a motormouth has interrupted your statement once again.
1. Girl, I thought you called me ugly, I was about to say...

b. What he lookin at? Oh, he's blind? I was about to say...

c. Shoot, that man came up to me with that bullcrap like I wanted him. I was about to say...

d. Oooh, you got them new Jordans? Oh, no that's straight bootleg. I was about to say...


2. As I was about to say, children are severely affected by their single parents dating patterns.

b. I was about to say that I would give you half of the million, but since I now know you think I'm a greedy, selfish bitch, you can fuck the hell off... and take the kids.
by john August 24, 2004
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sherman's classic shifter

ingredients: one sherman
one girl
one car

first, remove the transmission from the car. then, lay sherman out across the floor so that his penis is in place of the shifter. then, allow girl to shift gears as she pleases, making her pop scrotal acne to activate emergency brake. after sherman is spent, throw him off a bridge into a pirhanna infested river.
megan gave her boyfriend the sherman's classic shifter
by john September 28, 2003
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Crossing the line

Something one does when temptation becomes too much to handle. Usually done with someone on "The List"(see the list) when it is bad to do so!
So we hooked up last night and crossed the line. Not all the lines! There were some things that we didn't do and lines we didn't cross.
by John September 30, 2003
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music snob

An asshole that slags every other genre than the genre or genres he/she listens to. Completely the most immature, ignorant sob's this world has to offer.
Everyone who has ever said that a professional band sucks.
This goes double for you emo- and pop-bashers. That's just stupid.
by John November 25, 2003
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gotti brothers

Bunch of faggot wannabes who live off of their late grandfather John Gotti's name and their good looks. They have their own stupid reality television show called Growing Up Gotti.
1. The Gotti sons are a disgrace to all real Italians

2. Italian 1: Hey the Gottis are real time mobsters.
Italian 2: Bull shit. I heard those pussies got their asses kicked by some guy for hitting on his girlfriend. What wannabes.
by John January 01, 2005
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butt love

When Bob shows his tender love for Trevor by placing his magic stick in his stinker.
by John August 28, 2003
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red dawn

By far the most awesome of the legal drugs you can buy at your local head shop. It's kinda like liquid shrroms, and EX combined, your fist time YOU WILL TRIP YOU FUCKING BALLS OFF
AKA: red scourge, ol' red, RD, Dawn, liquid EX
fuck taking the recomended dosage of 3 to 5 cap-fulls JC rocks out to RD by taking half the damn bottle
Morg: Dude, JC you allright?
JC: fuck yeah... i downed like an entire bottle of Red dawn, and i'm tripping mah bawlz off, nucka... *throw up* uhhh.... I hate the spins...
by john September 24, 2005
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