John's definitions

vestibule

a place where people hang out, to wait to see if they can score some free porn

i want porn-same thing as lets go to the vestibule

by john March 12, 2004

chodesiccle

Playing with chodes in the Winter time, outside. Used as an insult.

"Man that Chesky kid is such a chodesiccle, he likes it up the ying-yang.

by John March 13, 2004

Olumed

A word originating from a furniture company in Upstate New York named Olum's that is known for paying low wages and treating their employees like crap.. Meaning, getting screwed and treated like shit

Ex. I really got olumed on my raise today, all i got was a 25 cent raise..

by John March 14, 2004

Kupfner

Incest, Inbreeding

You probably fuck your mom you kupfner

by John March 14, 2004

Shinky

Someone who smokes excessive amounts of Cannibus and who has hippie like shaggy hair, and eyes are slanted based off the racist term "chinky" from the eastern-asians.

Kyle your one shinky eyed hippie sonuvabitch!

by John March 14, 2004

townie

A person who enjoys hanging round in small-large groups on street corners and ask for 20p 'to use the phone box' or 'to get home' (despite it being popular knowledge that they live a few yards away). They often cease their actions if you outsmart them by calling them words like 'torglodite' in which case they simply say 'aw brass' and walk off.

Typical townie - grunger convo:

Townie: Eh wot come 'ere
Grunger:.....
Townie Ah blad set me 20p to use the phone box
Grunger: i dont have 20p
Townie: i KNOW u got papes, jump up and down blad.
Grunger: .....
Townie: ehhhhhhh brass wot phones u got?
Grunger: walks off muttering 'shut the f*ck up

by John March 15, 2004

frindle

synonym for 'pen'

hey can i borrow a frindle to write with?

by john March 15, 2004