colon candy

the incredible fecal-filth that is ejected from the anus of a puerto rican love-goddess.

"god,i love to eat the colon candy from jennifer lopez' magnificent ass!"

by john March 16, 2003

the emo swoop

the fucking faggot who keeps posting pictures of his emo ass on here and refers to himself as "hot" is a fucking cock tard. when you can't tell by looking at a picture if somebody is a guy or a girl, you know your life is fucking worthless. kill yourself and your "emo swoop."

this just in: the "emo swoop'ster" on urban dictionary is a fucking wanker who will eventually come out of this stage in 2-3 years and realize how fucking stupid he was during that time.

by john March 14, 2005

m8

word for mate

g'day, m8

by John June 12, 2003

karthtik

a sexy big penis that is loved by all

You have a nice karthik in your pants.

by John January 31, 2005

funky gibbon

To react wildly with much waving of arms. Derived from the Goodies song/dance

I was only 15 minutes late for the meeting and the boss did a total Funky Gibbon in front of everyone

by John August 14, 2003

marist college kogarah

home to around 1000 wogs in sydneys kogarah/rockdale region. worst place an aussie can get an education, shithouse school full of ignorant lebs

LEBBO: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU LOOKING AT CUNT, GET THE FUCK OUTA MY FACE! Now let me look up cheap car parts on eBay to put in my rust bucket....
ME: .....loser

by John October 24, 2004

Banager

A bank manager. A middle aged man with a lot of powere over the decisions who can and can't have some of his bank money

The banager was areal bastard for refusing my loan cause I have a nervous defect which causes my eyes to blink rapidly.

by JOhn April 11, 2005